Funny Gifts
Shop funny gifts, rude soaps, sweary kitchenware and cheeky little presents made to get a proper laugh. From Blue Q oven mitts and tea towels to Go La La soaps, David Shrigley humour and silly stocking fillers, this collection is packed with gifts for mates, partners, coworkers and anyone who loves a bit of nonsense.
Blue Q Tea Towel – Fuck, I Love Cheese
For those who feel spiritually connected to dairy, this tea towel speaks your truth. Loud, proud, and unapologetically obsessed with cheese, this B...
View full detailsBlue Q Made From Scratch Oven Mitt
A little bit homemade, a little bit unhinged. This Blue Q Made From Scratch oven mitt is perfect for bakers, cat lovers and anyone whose kitchen cr...
View full detailsBlue Q Hot Buns Are Ready Tea Towel
Fresh out the oven and absolutely ready to cause a stir. This Blue Q Hot Buns Are Ready tea towel is made for kitchens that like their baking with...
View full detailsBlue Q Do One Thing That Scares Your Family Tea Towel
Some tea towels dry dishes. This one wrestles crocodiles. This Blue Q Do One Thing That Scares Your Family tea towel is made for kitchens that lik...
View full detailsBlue Q Then Make Your Own Dinner Oven Mitt
Dinner requests? Denied. This Blue Q Then Make Your Own Dinner oven mitt is perfect for anyone who’s done being the household chef on demand. Feat...
View full detailsGo La La Mr Bendy's Bathtime Soap Bar 95g
Mr Bendy definitely wants a bath with this lovely bar! Fragranced with gorgeous mandarin and bergamot – two wonderful citrus fragrances that are a ...
View full detailsGo La La Baps 'N' Booty Shower Gel
Fabulous new funny shower gel! Bling your Baps ‘n’ Booty with this gorgeous lavender and peppermint gel 250ml Natural shower gel fragranced with la...
View full detailsBlue Q I Want A Burrito Tea Towel
Some people want peace. Some people want comfort. Some people just want a burrito. This Blue Q I Want A Burrito tea towel is made for kitchens tha...
View full detailsBlue Q Cat Butt Oven Mitt
For true cat lovers… and anyone who can appreciate a really committed cat butt joke. This Blue Q Cat Butt oven mitt is bright, cheeky and completel...
View full detailsFresh Out of Fucks Pen Set – Funny Sweary Novelty Pens by Fun Club
For the desk days when patience has left the building and professionalism is hanging on by one very tired thread. This funny Fun Club pen set is pe...
View full detailsBlue Q Do One Thing That Scares Your Family Oven Mitt | Funny Oven Glove
Inspirational? Yes. Sensible? Absolutely not. This Blue Q Do One Thing That Scares Your Family oven mitt is made for cooks who like their kitchenwa...
View full detailsBlue Q Oven Mitt – One Shitstorm at a Time
Chaos is inevitable. This oven mitt just asks for a little order in the madness. With wildflowers, butterflies, and one seriously overwhelmed messa...
View full detailsBlue Q You Gonna Eat That Tea Towel
Snack abandoned? Plate unattended? This raccoon has questions. This Blue Q You Gonna Eat That tea towel is made for kitchens where leftovers are n...
View full detailsBlue Q I Put Wine in the Sauce Oven Mitt
A little wine for the sauce, a little wine for the chef. Seems fair. This Blue Q I Put Wine in the Sauce oven mitt is made for cooks who believe th...
View full detailsBlue Q The Food Has Weed In It Tea Towel
Dinner is served. Side effects may include giggling, snacking and asking what’s in the sauce. This Blue Q The Food Has Weed In It tea towel is mad...
View full detailsWelcome To The Shit Show Pen Set – Funny Novelty Pens by Fun Club
For the desk that has seen things. This funny Fun Club pen set is perfect for chaotic workdays, messy meetings, home office disasters and anyone wh...
View full detailsWine Lovers Pen Set – Funny Novelty Pens Gift by Fun Club
For the friend who says “just one glass” with absolutely no supporting evidence. This funny Fun Club pen set is perfect for wine lovers, prosecco p...
View full detailsCat Lovers Pen Set – Funny Novelty Pens Gift by Fun Club
For the cat person whose notebook is full of to-do lists, half-finished thoughts and probably a few tiny doodles of their furry overlord. This funn...
View full detailsBlue Q I’ve Got a Knife Oven Mitt
Sweet smile. Sharp blade. Absolutely nothing to worry about. This Blue Q I’ve Got a Knife oven mitt is funny, fierce and just a little bit threate...
View full detailsGo La La Muff Dive Shower Gel
Fabulous funny new shower gels! Get down and enjoy with Muff Dive fennel and lemon gel! 250ml Natural shower gel fragranced with fennel and lemon e...
View full detailsGo La La Love Truncheon Soap Bar 95g
This fabulous bar of 100% natural soap will delight and entertain, raise many laughs and also be a treat to use! Fragranced with luscious lemong...
View full detailsFunny Magnetic Bookmark – Read Books by David Shrigley
Rebel reading just got practical. This slim magnetic marker pairs Shrigley’s rallying cry – Read books, acquire knowledge, overthrow the government...
View full detailsBlue Q Party’s In The Kitchen Tea Towel
The party never really stays in the living room. It always ends up in the kitchen. This Blue Q Party’s In The Kitchen tea towel is made for hosts,...
View full detailsRetiree Pen Set – Funny Novelty Pens Gift by Fun Club
For the person who has officially escaped meetings, deadlines, office small talk and the phrase “just circling back”. This funny Fun Club pen set i...
View full detailsAbout Funny Gifts
Looking for funny gifts that are actually funny? Our Funny Gifts collection is full of cheeky, rude and laugh-out-loud presents for people who appreciate a good giggle, a bit of sarcasm and the occasional swear word.
Find hilarious gift ideas for birthdays, Secret Santa, Christmas, leaving presents, housewarmings and “saw this and thought of you” moments. From Blue Q oven mitts and tea towels to Go La La rude soaps, David Shrigley gifts, Steven Rhodes humour, funny socks, mugs, cards and novelty bits, these are gifts with personality.
Whether you’re shopping for a best mate, partner, sibling, colleague or someone impossible to buy for, this collection is here to save you from boring presents. Expect cheeky humour, silly slogans, kitchen chaos, bathroom laughs and plenty of gifts that should probably come with a warning.
FAQs
What are good funny gift ideas?
Good funny gift ideas include rude soaps, sweary pens, novelty socks, funny mugs, cheeky oven mitts, sarcastic cards, silly tea towels and quirky little gifts that match someone’s sense of humour.
Who are funny gifts best for?
Funny gifts are great for friends, partners, siblings, coworkers, Secret Santa presents, stocking fillers and anyone who enjoys sarcasm, rude jokes, silly slogans or gifts that do not take themselves too seriously.
Do you sell rude gifts?
Yes, this collection includes cheeky and rude gifts such as Go La La soaps, sweary kitchenware, funny cards and other novelty presents. Some are more subtle, while others are definitely not for the easily offended.
Are funny gifts good for Secret Santa?
Definitely. Funny gifts are perfect for Secret Santa because they are memorable, light-hearted and often budget-friendly. Smaller items like soaps, socks, mugs, pens, cards and kitchen accessories make easy Secret Santa picks.
What are funny gifts for someone who has everything?
For someone who has everything, go for something unexpected and useful with a silly twist, such as a rude soap, funny oven mitt, sweary tea towel, novelty mug or sarcastic greeting card.
Do you have funny gifts for men and women?
Yes, our funny gifts are suitable for anyone with the right sense of humour. You’ll find cheeky gifts for him, funny gifts for her, rude gifts for friends and silly presents for coworkers, partners and family.
What are good funny kitchen gifts?
Funny kitchen gifts include Blue Q oven mitts, cheeky tea towels, novelty mugs and food-themed gifts that bring a bit of humour to cooking, baking and washing up.
Are these gifts suitable for birthdays?
Yes, funny gifts are ideal for birthdays, especially when you want something more personal than a standard gift. Pair a funny card with a rude soap, mug, socks or kitchen gift for an easy present.
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