David Shrigley Cards, Mugs & Gifts

Kick-start meetings with a mug that says what you’re thinking. Shrigley’s frazzled figure and blunt verdict – “You are a bunch of twats and you are...

Say it with zero subtlety. A bold Ace of Spades with the words “You’re Fucking Ace.” It’s peak David Shrigley: punchy, graphic and gloriously swea...

Morning-after misery, now in mug form. Shrigley’s glaring sun beams down on your fragile head, bluntly spelling out the horror of last night’s “jus...

Pure Shrigley mischief: a bold pink backside with hand-painted text, look at this. Outrageous, witty and guaranteed to raise a smirk—perfect for b...

A gloriously blunt David Shrigley birthday card starring a big blue pigeon and a tiny, perfectly placed turd. Bold red lettering, deadpan delivery...

For the mate who treats every incoming call like a personal attack, this David Shrigley If It’s For Me Funny Rude Coaster is brilliantly blunt. Fe...

For dog lovers, David Shrigley fans and anyone who enjoys wonderfully dry humour, this funny birthday card is an absolute treat. Featuring a demand...

Your morning brew just went off-porpoise. Three exasperated dolphins leap, splash and shout the F-word – repeatedly – in classic Shrigley line work...

Unleash your inner tiger — this pocket-sized notebook roars with David Shrigley’s dead-pan humour. The bold, hand-drawn big cat announces “I EAT PE...

A perfectly bleak David Shrigley gag: a hand holds a crystal ball that foretells one thing—arthritis. Dry, deadpan and ideal for birthdays, ageing...

Classic Shrigley deadpan: a figure lounges in a giant martini with the line, “I have been working hard, now I must have time to relax.” Perfect fo...

For the mate who deserves a compliment with a side of swearing, this David Shrigley Effing Ace Funny Rude Coaster is a brilliantly blunt little des...

A gentle reminder of who really runs the house. This funny David Shrigley birthday card features a magnificently smug turquoise cat and the entirel...

For the undisputed number one duck in your life. This rude David Shrigley birthday card features one magnificent mallard, a bright yellow envelope ...

For mornings when “good morning” feels wildly optimistic. This rude David Shrigley mug features a gloriously grumpy bird shouting “Fuck You All” on...

Serve your drinks with a side of chaos using this rude David Shrigley coaster set. Packed with four brilliantly blunt black and white designs, this...

For anyone who has ever mentally checked out mid-conversation, this David Shrigley coaster is painfully relatable. Featuring the wonderfully blunt ...

For the mate who appreciates art, absurdity and one extremely direct caterpillar, this David Shrigley Caterpillar Fuck Funny Rude Coaster is brilli...

For the mate who enjoys deadpan humour, unimpressed animals and harmony being instantly ruined, this David Shrigley Live in Harmony Funny Rude Rabb...

For the mate who prefers their messages loud, clear and impossible to misunderstand. This funny David Shrigley mug features the artist’s instantly ...

For the person whose sense of humour is foul in exactly the right way. This funny David Shrigley mug features a deadpan dinosaur illustration with ...

Because sometimes you just need an ironic thumbs-up peeking out of your paperback. David Shrigley’s wry optimism clips firmly to your pages with a ...

For mornings when the sun feels too loud, let David Shrigley’s brutally honest rays brighten your desk. This pocket-friendly pad turns your post-pa...

On the front, a wonky spiral pad admits: Notes – I wish I had taken notes but I did not take notes and now I cannot remember what was said. Inside,...