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David Shrigley Cards, Mugs & Gifts

Shop David Shrigley cards, mugs, notebooks, coasters and gifts at Something Different. Packed with rude jokes, deadpan one-liners and brilliantly offbeat artwork, this collection is perfect for birthdays, stationery lovers and anyone who enjoys humour with a sharper edge.

Read Books magnetic bookmark marking a page inside an open novel.
Read Books magnetic bookmark sealed in yellow-header retail packaging.
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Funny Magnetic Bookmark – Read Books by David Shrigley

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Rebel reading just got practical. This slim magnetic marker pairs Shrigley’s rallying cry – Read books, acquire knowledge, overthrow the government...

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Magnetic bookmark clipped inside an open novel, showing Shrigley’s stressed figure and rude slogan.
Packaged magnetic bookmark with yellow header and Shrigley text “You are a bunch of twats … doing my head in”.
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Rude Magnetic Bookmark – Bunch of T-Words by David Shrigley

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For those chapters when absolutely everyone is doing your head in, clip in Shrigley’s sweary little lifesaver. The slim magnetic design locks on to...

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Studio shot of white stoneware mug featuring sun graphic and hungover slogan by David Shrigley.
Gift-boxed stoneware mug with Shrigley sun and text “I’m so hungover I wish I was dead”.
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Stoneware Mug – I’m So Hungover, I Wish I Was Dead by David Shrigley

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Morning-after misery, now in mug form. Shrigley’s glaring sun beams down on your fragile head, bluntly spelling out the horror of last night’s “jus...

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Studio shot of white stoneware mug featuring three dolphins and repeated F-word in David Shrigley style.
Stoneware mug with Shrigley dolphins yelling the F-word, shown beside bright yellow illustrated gift box.
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Rude Stoneware Mug – Swearing Dolphins by David Shrigley

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Your morning brew just went off-porpoise. Three exasperated dolphins leap, splash and shout the F-word – repeatedly – in classic Shrigley line work...

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Lifestyle photo: humourous tiger notebook on desk beside pencil, pen and cup of tea.
Front cover of A6 notebook with David Shrigley tiger illustration and text “I Eat People – I Like Doing It”.
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Funny A6 Notebook – “I Eat People” by David Shrigley

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Unleash your inner tiger — this pocket-sized notebook roars with David Shrigley’s dead-pan humour. The bold, hand-drawn big cat announces “I EAT PE...

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David Shrigley What does the future hold Arthritis card standing on a wooden table in a lifestyle setting.
David Shrigley greeting card showing a hand holding a crystal ball; heading reads What does the future hold and the ball reads Arthritis.
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David Shrigley Card – What Does The Future Hold? Arthritis

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A perfectly bleak David Shrigley gag: a hand holds a crystal ball that foretells one thing—arthritis. Dry, deadpan and ideal for birthdays, ageing...

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David Shrigley “Working Hard, Time To Relax” card standing on a wooden table in a lifestyle setting.
Front of David Shrigley greeting card showing a person reclining in a martini glass with the caption “I have been working hard, now I must have time to relax.”
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David Shrigley Card – Working Hard, Time To Relax

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Classic Shrigley deadpan: a figure lounges in a giant martini with the line, “I have been working hard, now I must have time to relax.” Perfect fo...

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Funny David Shrigley birthday card featuring a black dog, red ball and handwritten message asking someone to throw the ball again and again
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Funny Do Something For Me Birthday Card

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For dog lovers, David Shrigley fans and anyone who enjoys wonderfully dry humour, this funny birthday card is an absolute treat. Featuring a demand...

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Back of David Shrigley rude coaster set gift box showing four black and white coaster designs
Front of David Shrigley rude coaster set yellow gift box with black and white cup illustrations
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Rude Pack of 4 Coasters by David Shrigley

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Serve your drinks with a side of chaos using this rude David Shrigley coaster set. Packed with four brilliantly blunt black and white designs, this...

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David Shrigley Sorry I Fell Asleep coaster shown under a mug on a table
David Shrigley Sorry I Fell Asleep coaster with black and white illustration and handwritten text
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Sorry I Fell Asleep Coaster by David Shrigley

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For anyone who has ever mentally checked out mid-conversation, this David Shrigley coaster is painfully relatable. Featuring the wonderfully blunt ...

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David Shrigley Caterpillar Fuck coaster shown in use under a mug on a wooden table
David Shrigley funny rude coaster featuring a green caterpillar and the word fuck
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Caterpillar Fuck Funny Rude Coaster by David Shrigley

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For the mate who appreciates art, absurdity and one extremely direct caterpillar, this David Shrigley Caterpillar Fuck Funny Rude Coaster is brilli...

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David Shrigley Live in Harmony rabbit coaster shown in use under a mug on a wooden table
David Shrigley funny rude coaster featuring two rabbits with a sarcastic Live in Harmony conversation
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Live in Harmony Funny Rude Rabbit Coaster by David Shrigley

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For the mate who enjoys deadpan humour, unimpressed animals and harmony being instantly ruined, this David Shrigley Live in Harmony Funny Rude Rabb...

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David Shrigley Say What You Want mug shown in a lifestyle setting with pink hand illustration
David Shrigley funny rude mug featuring a pink hand gesture and Say What You Want slogan
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David Shrigley Say What You Want Funny Rude Mug

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For the mate who prefers their messages loud, clear and impossible to misunderstand. This funny David Shrigley mug features the artist’s instantly ...

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David Shrigley dinosaur mug with the phrase I did a shit that was this big
David Shrigley dinosaur mug with gift box featuring I did a shit that was this big design
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David Shrigley I Did a Shit That Was This Big Dinosaur Mug

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For the person whose sense of humour is foul in exactly the right way. This funny David Shrigley mug features a deadpan dinosaur illustration with ...

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Magnetic bookmark clipped inside an open novel, showing thumbs-up artwork and slogan “Everything is good”.
Packaged magnetic bookmark with yellow header and Shrigley text “Everything is good” plus thumbs-up hands.
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Magnetic Bookmark – Everything Is Good by David Shrigley

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Because sometimes you just need an ironic thumbs-up peeking out of your paperback. David Shrigley’s wry optimism clips firmly to your pages with a ...

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Lifestyle image: humorous hungover notebook on wooden desk beside mug of tea, pencil and pink pen.
Front cover of David Shrigley A6 notebook with radiating sun and text I’m so hungover I wish I was dead.
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Funny A6 Notebook – I’m So Hungover I Wish I Was Dead by David Shrigley

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For mornings when the sun feels too loud, let David Shrigley’s brutally honest rays brighten your desk. This pocket-friendly pad turns your post-pa...

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Angled view of David Shrigley “Wish I’d Taken Notes” A5 notebook on a wooden table.
Front cover of A5 notebook with David Shrigley illustration of lined pad and text about wishing notes had been taken.
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David Shrigley A5 Notebook – Wish I’d Taken Notes

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On the front, a wonky spiral pad admits: Notes – I wish I had taken notes but I did not take notes and now I cannot remember what was said. Inside,...

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Angled view of David Shrigley “All your stupid ideas” A5 notebook on a wooden table.
Front cover of A5 notebook with David Shrigley illustration of an orange rubber stamp and the words “All your stupid ideas – approved”.
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David Shrigley A5 Notebook – All Your Stupid Ideas

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Finally, a notebook that applauds your worst brainwaves. “ALL YOUR STUPID IDEAS – APPROVED” is stamped across the cover in classic David Shrigley s...

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Angled view of David Shrigley “Everything is good” A5 notebook on a wooden table.
Front cover of A5 notebook with David Shrigley illustration of four thumbs-up hands and the words “Everything is good”.
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David Shrigley A5 Notebook – Everything Is Good

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A5, hilarious, and 100 % Shrigley. The cover shouts “EVERYTHING IS GOOD” in that unmistakable hand—four thumbs-up hands drive the point home. Perfe...

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About David Shrigley Cards, Mugs & Gifts

Looking for David Shrigley cards in the UK? This collection brings together a brilliantly blunt mix of greeting cards, notebooks, mugs, coasters, bookmarks and small gifts featuring the artist’s instantly recognisable line drawings and darkly funny sense of humour.

David Shrigley’s cards are ideal when a normal birthday card feels far too sensible. From bleakly funny favourites like What Does The Future Hold? Arthritis to rude birthday picks like I Did A Shit For You and offbeat designs such as Working Hard, Time To Relax, these cards are made for people who like their humour honest, strange and just a little bit wrong.

You’ll also find plenty of David Shrigley gifts beyond cards. Browse funny notebooks including I Eat People, desk-friendly designs like All Your Stupid Ideas, and mugs such as I Did A Shit That Was This Big and Bunch of T-Words.

For smaller add-on gifts, stocking fillers and funny little extras, the range also includes coasters and bookmarks. Designs such as Sorry I Fell Asleep, Effing Ace and Read Books make easy, affordable gifts for fans of rude stationery, sarcastic homeware and weirdly relatable art.

Whether you’re shopping for David Shrigley birthday cards, a funny mug, a notebook for questionable ideas or a gift for someone with a very dry sense of humour, this collection is full of pieces that feel bold, witty and completely unlike the usual high street options.

FAQs

What can I find in your David Shrigley collection?

Our David Shrigley collection includes cards, mugs, notebooks, coasters, bookmarks and other funny giftable pieces. It’s a great place to browse rude, witty and offbeat designs in one place.

Do you sell David Shrigley cards?

Yes, we stock a range of David Shrigley cards, including birthday cards and funny everyday designs. They’re ideal for anyone who prefers a blunt joke, a weird illustration or something less predictable than a standard greeting card.

Are David Shrigley cards good for birthdays?

Yes, David Shrigley cards work especially well for birthdays, particularly if you’re shopping for someone who enjoys dry humour, sarcasm, rude jokes or slightly bleak comedy.

Do you stock David Shrigley mugs and notebooks?

Yes, the collection includes David Shrigley mugs and notebooks alongside cards, coasters and bookmarks. These make great gifts for desks, kitchens, birthdays, stocking fillers and fans of funny stationery.

Are David Shrigley gifts rude?

Some designs are rude, sweary or sarcastic, while others are more silly, strange or deadpan. Product titles and images will help you choose the right level of chaos for the person you’re buying for.

Why buy David Shrigley gifts from Something Different?

Shopping the collection in one place makes it easy to browse David Shrigley cards, mugs, notebooks and smaller gifts together, whether you’re building a themed present or just looking for something funny and different.

Delivery Information

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If the item is not faulty, the customer is responsible for return postage. Tracked returns are recommended, as we are not liable for parcels lost in transit.

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