David Shrigley

Description: Dimensions: 128mm x 180mm All cards are printed in the UK on high quality card stock and are blank inside This card comes cello wrap...

Finally, a notebook that applauds your worst brainwaves. “ALL YOUR STUPID IDEAS – APPROVED” is stamped across the cover in classic David Shrigley s...

A5, hilarious, and 100 % Shrigley. The cover shouts “EVERYTHING IS GOOD” in that unmistakable hand—four thumbs-up hands drive the point home. Perfe...

On the front, a wonky spiral pad admits: Notes – I wish I had taken notes but I did not take notes and now I cannot remember what was said. Inside,...

A gloriously blunt David Shrigley birthday card starring a big blue pigeon and a tiny, perfectly placed turd. Bold red lettering, deadpan delivery...

Pure Shrigley mischief: a bold pink backside with hand-painted text, look at this. Outrageous, witty and guaranteed to raise a smirk—perfect for b...

A perfectly bleak David Shrigley gag: a hand holds a crystal ball that foretells one thing—arthritis. Dry, deadpan and ideal for birthdays, ageing...

Classic Shrigley deadpan: a figure lounges in a giant martini with the line, “I have been working hard, now I must have time to relax.” Perfect fo...

Say it with zero subtlety. A bold Ace of Spades with the words “You’re Fucking Ace.” It’s peak David Shrigley: punchy, graphic and gloriously swea...

For cat people with a dark sense of humour. A smug tabby sits surrounded by confessions: killed a mouse, killed a bird, scratched you, ruined the ...

For mornings when the sun feels too loud, let David Shrigley’s brutally honest rays brighten your desk. This pocket-friendly pad turns your post-pa...

Turn procrastination into punch-line. Shrigley’s comic four-panel thinker sits, broods…and reminds you to actually crack on. Pop this pocket pad in...

Unleash your inner tiger — this pocket-sized notebook roars with David Shrigley’s dead-pan humour. The bold, hand-drawn big cat announces “I EAT PE...

Alert the neighbourhood (or at least the office). Shrigley’s wide-eyed moggie warns “LOST CAT – LOOKS LIKE THIS”, adding feline absurdity to every ...

For every Zoom call or catch-up that drags on (and on), here’s the perfect mug mat. Shrigley’s doodled day-dreamer admits “Sorry I fell asleep whil...

Tea break philosophy, Shrigley-style. This square melamine mat declares “You cannot drink too much tea – it is not possible” above a jittery grid o...

When the cow’s questioning your life choices, you know it’s coffee o’clock. Shrigley’s dead-pan doodle turns every sip into a laugh, while the wipe...

Rebel reading just got practical. This slim magnetic marker pairs Shrigley’s rallying cry – Read books, acquire knowledge, overthrow the government...

Because sometimes you just need an ironic thumbs-up peeking out of your paperback. David Shrigley’s wry optimism clips firmly to your pages with a ...

For those chapters when absolutely everyone is doing your head in, clip in Shrigley’s sweary little lifesaver. The slim magnetic design locks on to...

Kick-start meetings with a mug that says what you’re thinking. Shrigley’s frazzled figure and blunt verdict – “You are a bunch of twats and you are...

Your morning brew just went off-porpoise. Three exasperated dolphins leap, splash and shout the F-word – repeatedly – in classic Shrigley line work...

Morning-after misery, now in mug form. Shrigley’s glaring sun beams down on your fragile head, bluntly spelling out the horror of last night’s “jus...