Gifts For Him

Kick-start meetings with a mug that says what you’re thinking. Shrigley’s frazzled figure and blunt verdict – “You are a bunch of twats and you are...

Fresh out the oven and absolutely ready to cause a stir. This Blue Q Hot Buns Are Ready tea towel is made for kitchens that like their baking with...

For the desk days when patience has left the building and professionalism is hanging on by one very tired thread. This funny Fun Club pen set is pe...

Cookies have been made. Praise is expected. This Blue Q Fuck Yeah I Made Cookies oven mitt is loud, silly and absolutely made for bakers who know ...

Snack abandoned? Plate unattended? This raccoon has questions. This Blue Q You Gonna Eat That tea towel is made for kitchens where leftovers are n...

Tired? Done? Just... over it? This set of 5 ballpoint pens from Fun Club says what you're really thinking — without you having to say a word. With ...

The BBQ boss has spoken. Everyone will be fed. Nobody needs to ask sensible questions. This Blue Q I’ll Feed All You Fuckers tea towel is bold, swe...

For the desk that has seen things. This funny Fun Club pen set is perfect for chaotic workdays, messy meetings, home office disasters and anyone wh...

Say it with zero subtlety. A bold Ace of Spades with the words “You’re Fucking Ace.” It’s peak David Shrigley: punchy, graphic and gloriously swea...

For anyone who thought being a grown-up would involve more stability and fewer mysterious forms, bills and appointments. This funny Fun Club pen se...

A tiny tiger is hiding at the bottom of your brew! This Sass & Belle Surprise Tiger Mug brings a playful jungle-inspired twist to your tea, cof...

Dinner is served. The side effects are anyone’s guess. This Blue Q The Food Has Weed In It oven mitt is cheeky, chaotic and very much not for the ...

Morning-after misery, now in mug form. Shrigley’s glaring sun beams down on your fragile head, bluntly spelling out the horror of last night’s “jus...

For the days when the to-do list is offensive, the emails are multiplying and your patience has packed up early. This funny Fun Club pen set is per...

Pure Shrigley mischief: a bold pink backside with hand-painted text, look at this. Outrageous, witty and guaranteed to raise a smirk—perfect for b...

A gloriously blunt David Shrigley birthday card starring a big blue pigeon and a tiny, perfectly placed turd. Bold red lettering, deadpan delivery...

For the mate who treats every incoming call like a personal attack, this David Shrigley If It’s For Me Funny Rude Coaster is brilliantly blunt. Fe...

Celebrate the bond between father and child with a warm yellow-gold plaque etched with DAD and a holding-hands motif in glossy black enamel on poli...

Show him he’s number one. This DAD Classic Link pairs polished stainless steel with warm yellow-gold lettering—an everyday tribute he’ll love. Cl...

A perfectly bleak David Shrigley gag: a hand holds a crystal ball that foretells one thing—arthritis. Dry, deadpan and ideal for birthdays, ageing...

It’s not a sin if it’s delicious. This cheeky tea towel from Blue Q features a devilish salesman tempting you with cheese on a peaceful country pat...

Your morning brew just went off-porpoise. Three exasperated dolphins leap, splash and shout the F-word – repeatedly – in classic Shrigley line work...

Classic Shrigley deadpan: a figure lounges in a giant martini with the line, “I have been working hard, now I must have time to relax.” Perfect fo...

Unleash your inner tiger — this pocket-sized notebook roars with David Shrigley’s dead-pan humour. The bold, hand-drawn big cat announces “I EAT PE...