Novelty Pen Sets
Shop novelty pen sets and funny pens for adults by Fun Club. Find sweary office pens, sarcastic slogans and themed pen gifts for workmates, teachers, nurses, book lovers and coffee fans. Browse more fun stationery or explore the full Fun Club range.
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Fresh Out of Fucks Pen Set – Funny Sweary Novelty Pens by Fun Club
For the desk days when patience has left the building and professionalism is hanging on by one very tired thread. This funny Fun Club pen set is pe...
View full detailsDays of the Week Pen Set – Funny Sweary Novelty Pens by Fun Club
For anyone who needs a different level of sarcasm for every working day. This funny Fun Club pen set is perfect for office desks, home offices, Mon...
View full detailsWelcome To The Shit Show Pen Set – Funny Novelty Pens by Fun Club
For the desk that has seen things. This funny Fun Club pen set is perfect for chaotic workdays, messy meetings, home office disasters and anyone wh...
View full detailsWine Lovers Pen Set – Funny Novelty Pens Gift by Fun Club
For the friend who says “just one glass” with absolutely no supporting evidence. This funny Fun Club pen set is perfect for wine lovers, prosecco p...
View full detailsFun Club The Work Sucks Pen Set
For anyone running on caffeine, sarcasm and pure reluctance, this Fun Club The Work Sucks Pen Set is a funny little desk gift that says exactly wha...
View full detailsAdulthood Pen Set – Funny Novelty Pens by Fun Club
For anyone who thought being a grown-up would involve more stability and fewer mysterious forms, bills and appointments. This funny Fun Club pen se...
View full detailsHi I’m Awkward Pen Set – Funny Novelty Pens by Fun Club
For anyone who has ever waved back at someone who wasn’t waving at them, said “you too” to a waiter, or replayed a three-second conversation for th...
View full detailsFuck It All Pen Set – Funny Sweary Novelty Pens by Fun Club
For the days when the to-do list is offensive, the emails are multiplying and your patience has packed up early. This funny Fun Club pen set is per...
View full detailsRomantasy Pen Set – Funny Book Lover Pens by Fun Club
For readers who are emotionally destroyed by their latest fantasy romance and already reaching for the next one, the Fun Club Romantasy Pen Set inc...
View full detailsHoly Shit You're Amazing Pen Set by Fun Club
Say it like you mean it with the Fun Club Holy Shit You're Amazing Pen Set. This uplifting set of 5 compliment-filled pens makes a brilliant gift f...
View full detailsSwear Word Reminder Pen Set – Funny Novelty Pens by Fun Club
For the person whose to-do list needs less gentle encouragement and more aggressive little reminders. This funny Fun Club pen set is perfect for bu...
View full detailsPlant Lovers Pen Set – Funny Novelty Pens Gift by Fun Club
For the person who owns “just one more plant” approximately 47 times. This funny Fun Club pen set is perfect for houseplant collectors, plant mums,...
View full detailsDemotivational Pen Set – Funny Novelty Pens by Fun Club
For anyone who finds motivational quotes suspicious and would rather have their stationery tell the brutal truth. This funny Fun Club pen set is pe...
View full detailsTeachers Pen Set – Funny Novelty Pens Gift by Fun Club
For the teachers who can manage thirty different questions, locate a missing glue stick, decode handwriting, remember playground duty and still som...
View full detailsNeurodivergent Shit Pen Set – Funny Novelty Pens by Fun Club
For brains that run on side quests, sensory issues, sudden hyperfocus and six unfinished lists at once. This funny Fun Club pen set is perfect for ...
View full detailsFun Club Office Lingo Pen Set
Say what you really mean at work with this Fun Club Office Lingo Pen Set, a funny stationery gift packed with classic passive aggressive office phr...
View full detailsMenopause & Perimenopause Pen Set – Funny Pens by Fun Club
Hot flushes, loud chewing and the sheer audacity of everyone else existing. The Fun Club Menopause & Perimenopause Pen Set includes five brilli...
View full detailsCoffee Obsessed Pen Set – Funny Ballpoint Pens by Fun Club
For the coffee lover whose personality is basically caffeine. The Fun Club Coffee Obsessed Pen Set includes five black ink ballpoint pens with funn...
View full detailsBrave As Fuck! Pen Set by Fun Club
Doing hard things deserves excellent stationery. The Fun Club Brave As Fuck! Pen Set includes five funny and empowering pens ready to hype you up, ...
View full detailsSmall Business Owners Pen Set – Funny Novelty Pens by Fun Club
For the people who are CEO, customer service, packing department, marketing team, accountant and emotional support animal all at once. This funny F...
View full detailsComplimentary Pen Set – Funny Novelty Pens by Fun Club
For anyone who believes a nice pen and a tiny compliment can improve even the most chaotic desk day. This funny Fun Club pen set is perfect for fri...
View full detailsNurses Pen Set – Funny Novelty Pens Gift by Fun Club
For the nurses who can take blood, answer call bells, decode doctor handwriting and still somehow find time to hunt down a working pen. This funny ...
View full detailsAbout Novelty Pen Sets
Funny pens can be useful as well as ridiculous. Our Fun Club novelty pen sets bring a bit of personality to daily notes, desk drawers and gift bags, with designs ranging from playful themes to grown-up sarcasm and sweary slogans.
Funny pens for workmates and colleagues
Looking for novelty pens for work? Try the Work Sucks pen set or Office Lingo pen set for colleagues who appreciate a joke. Some designs use strong language, so check the product wording and pictures before giving them at work.
Pick a novelty pen set to suit their interests
- For teachers and nurses: our Teachers pen set and Nurses pen set bring humour to everyday notes.
- For readers: the Romantasy pen set makes a fun small gift for a fantasy romance fan.
- For coffee, wine and plant lovers: browse themed designs alongside the office jokes, including Coffee Obsessed, Wine Lovers and Plant Lovers pen sets.
These are themed pen sets rather than single novelty-shaped pens. Check each product listing for its contents, ink colour and exact wording, as details vary between designs.
More funny stationery and small gifts
Want to keep browsing? Explore Fun Club gifts, our wider fun stationery collection and funny gifts. For more affordable presents, see gifts under £15.
FAQs
What are novelty pen sets?
Novelty pen sets are themed pen packs with funny, sarcastic, cute or characterful designs. They are still useful everyday pens, but with more personality than standard stationery.
Are these funny pens good for gifts?
Yes, funny pen sets make easy small gifts for birthdays, Secret Santa, workmates, teachers, students, friends and family. They feel more thoughtful than a single pen because the theme can match the person’s humour, job or hobby.
Do you sell novelty pens for adults?
Yes, many of these novelty pen sets are designed with adult humour, work life and everyday chaos in mind. Some are cheeky or sweary, while others are more playful, cute or hobby-themed.
Are these pen sets suitable for work?
Many are perfect for work desks, office jokes and colleague gifts. If you are buying for a workplace, check the wording on each design first, as some sets include rude or sweary humour.
What types of funny pen sets are available?
The collection includes sarcastic office pens, sweary slogan sets, teacher and nurse pen gifts, and themed pens for book, coffee, wine and plant lovers. There are also designs for small business owners and other everyday situations.
Are these individual pens or pen sets?
This collection focuses on themed Fun Club pen sets, rather than single novelty-shaped pens. Each product listing gives details of its pack contents and ink type.
Do you sell novelty pen gifts for teachers or nurses?
Yes. We currently have dedicated Teachers and Nurses designs, alongside other themed sets for workmates, friends and people with particular hobbies. Availability can change as stock sells through.
Delivery Information
Standard Delivery: Royal Mail Tracked 48, £3.99 to England, Scotland and Wales. Usually delivered within 3–5 working days.
Express Delivery: Royal Mail Tracked 24, £5.99. Usually delivered within 1–3 working days.
Northern Ireland: Delivery is available for £4.99.
Free Delivery: Free standard tracked delivery is available on eligible mainland UK orders over £50. Some heavier items may incur a surcharge. Please select the free delivery option at checkout where applicable.
Dispatch: Orders placed before 3pm Monday to Friday are usually dispatched the same working day. Orders placed after 3pm, at weekends or on bank holidays are normally dispatched the next working day.
Additional Information:
- We deliver within the United Kingdom only.
- Orders using mail forwarding services for onward shipping outside the UK will be cancelled and refunded.
- Orders containing Nomination products are sent using a signed-for service.
- Orders over £400 are dispatched using DPD for insurance purposes.
- Delivery times are estimates rather than guaranteed arrival dates.
Questions about your delivery? Email sales@somethingdifferentuk.co.uk.
Returns & Refunds
Changed your mind?
For most online purchases, you have a statutory right to cancel without giving a reason. You must notify us within 14 days, starting the day after you receive your goods. If items arrive separately, the period normally begins after the final item arrives.
Once you've notified us, you have a further 14 days to send your items back. You can also cancel before delivery. We do not offer an additional voluntary change-of-mind returns period.
What can be returned?
Statutory cancellation rights apply to eligible full-price items, sale items and Blind Boxes. Certain legal exceptions apply, including clearly personalised goods, rapidly perishable products and some sealed hygiene products once unsealed.
You may reasonably inspect products as you would in a shop. Opening packaging does not automatically remove your cancellation rights. Where handling beyond necessary inspection reduces an item's value, a lawful deduction may apply.
Blind Boxes & collectables
Blind Box contents are randomly selected, and duplicates are possible. Receiving a duplicate or an unwanted design does not, by itself, make the product faulty.
Online Blind Box purchases remain subject to applicable statutory cancellation rights, including where the packaging has been opened. Any deduction for diminished value will be assessed individually.
How to return an item
Email sales@somethingdifferentuk.co.uk with your name, order number or other proof of purchase, and details of the items you wish to return.
You do not need our approval to exercise your statutory cancellation rights. Any clear cancellation notice sent within the applicable deadline is sufficient.
Please send your return to:
Something Different
Unit 2c Brunel Plaza
Swindon, Wiltshire
SN1 1LF
United Kingdom
Please package returned items securely and include your order details so we can identify your purchase.
Return postage
For unwanted items, you are normally responsible for return postage. We recommend using a tracked service and keeping proof of postage, although tracking is not compulsory.
If an item is faulty, damaged, incorrect or not as described, we will cover reasonable return costs where required by law. Please contact us so we can arrange a suitable return method.
Refunds & delivery charges
If you cancel your entire eligible online order, we will refund the goods and the original delivery charge, up to the cost of our least expensive standard delivery option for your order. Optional express delivery upgrades are not refundable.
For partial returns, the original flat-rate delivery charge is not normally refunded where the same delivery charge would have applied to the items you keep.
Refunds for statutory cancellations involving returned goods are processed without unnecessary delay and no later than 14 days after we receive the goods or evidence they have been sent back, whichever happens first. Different timing applies where we have offered collection or the order is cancelled before dispatch.
Refunds are issued to your original payment method, subject to any lawful deduction. Your bank or payment provider may take additional time to display the payment.
Faulty, damaged or incorrect goods
Your statutory consumer rights apply separately from the change-of-mind cancellation period. This normally includes a 30-day short-term right to reject qualifying faulty goods, with further rights to repair, replacement or other remedies where applicable.
Exchanges
We do not offer a separate change-of-mind exchange service. You can return your original purchase under any applicable cancellation rights and place a new order. This does not affect your statutory rights to a replacement for faulty goods.
Full Returns Policy
For full details, exclusions and your statutory rights, please read our Returns & Refunds Policy.