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Fun Club Menopause and Perimenopause pen set with five funny hormonal rage slogan pens

Menopause & Perimenopause Pen Set – Funny Pens by Fun Club

by Fun Club
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£13.00 - £13.00
£13.00
£13.00 - £13.00
£13.00

Hot flushes, loud chewing and the sheer audacity of everyone else existing. The Fun Club Menopause & Perimenopause Pen Set includes five brilliantly relatable slogan pens for women riding the hormonal roller coaster with humour, rage and excellent stationery.

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About This Product
  • Funny menopause and perimenopause pen set by Fun Club
  • Includes five novelty pens with different relatable slogans
  • Features bold pink, red, black and white designs
  • Presented on a retro-inspired display card with flames and floral details
  • A humorous gift for friends, colleagues and women navigating hormonal changes
  • Ideal for desks, handbags, pencil cases and everyday note-taking

For the woman who is suddenly too warm, completely out of patience and wondering why nobody warned her about any of this. These five pens turn the frustrations of menopause and perimenopause into wonderfully relatable stationery.

The five phrases are:

  • What Doesn’t Kill Me Pisses Me Off
  • Why Is Everyone Chewing So Loud
  • The Audacity of Everyone Around Me to Exist
  • Women of a Certain Rage
  • Men Could Never
  • Funny, bold and reassuringly honest, this set makes a brilliant gift for anyone who deserves to feel completely understood while writing their next to-do list.

Safety & Care
  • Use as intended as a writing instrument
  • Retract the pen tip after use where applicable
  • Store in a cool, dry place
  • Keep away from very young children
  • Follow any additional instructions shown on the packaging

Delivery Information

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Express: Royal Mail Tracked 24, £4.99, usually 1–3 business days.

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