Blue Q Tea Towels

For those who feel spiritually connected to dairy, this tea towel speaks your truth. Loud, proud, and unapologetically obsessed with cheese, this B...

Fresh out the oven and absolutely ready to cause a stir. This Blue Q Hot Buns Are Ready tea towel is made for kitchens that like their baking with...

Some tea towels dry dishes. This one wrestles crocodiles. This Blue Q Do One Thing That Scares Your Family tea towel is made for kitchens that lik...

Some people want peace. Some people want comfort. Some people just want a burrito. This Blue Q I Want A Burrito tea towel is made for kitchens tha...

Snack abandoned? Plate unattended? This raccoon has questions. This Blue Q You Gonna Eat That tea towel is made for kitchens where leftovers are n...

Dinner is served. Side effects may include giggling, snacking and asking what’s in the sauce. This Blue Q The Food Has Weed In It tea towel is mad...

The party never really stays in the living room. It always ends up in the kitchen. This Blue Q Party’s In The Kitchen tea towel is made for hosts,...

The BBQ boss has spoken. Everyone will be fed. Nobody needs to ask sensible questions. This Blue Q I’ll Feed All You Fuckers tea towel is bold, swe...

Say cheese to your new kitchen crush. This Blue Q Total Hunk Cheese tea towel is bold, absorbent and far too handsome for the washing-up pile. Fea...

Every peaceful kitchen needs one tiny furry disaster waiting to happen. This Blue Q Agent Of Chaos tea towel is made for cat lovers, kitchen rebel...

It’s not a sin if it’s delicious. This cheeky tea towel from Blue Q features a devilish salesman tempting you with cheese on a peaceful country pat...

Ah yes, the ancient kitchen ritual: putting a dirty dish in the sink and pretending the job is done. This Blue Q Just Gonna Set That Dirty Dish In ...

Hot flushes, mood swings and absolutely no time for sugar-coating. This Blue Q Menopause What The Fuck tea towel is bright, sweary and painfully re...

For the homebodies, nesting pros and anyone whose favourite plan is cancelling plans. This Blue Q Happy To Be Home Type tea towel is made for kitc...

Just one more plant. Then maybe one more after that. This Blue Q I Have A Bit Of A Plant Problem tea towel is made for houseplant collectors, windo...

Made from scratch? Emotionally, spiritually and probably with cat hair involved. This Blue Q Made From Scratch tea towel is bold, red and full of f...

Sweet little cartoon animals. Absolutely filthy little punchline. This Blue Q Cute Little Fuckers tea towel looks wholesome at first glance, then i...

People are fine. Dogs are better. This Blue Q People I Want To Meet: Dogs tea towel says what every dog lover is already thinking. Featuring a chee...

Parenting is beautiful. Parenting is rewarding. Parenting also occasionally requires hiding in the kitchen for five peaceful minutes. This Blue Q S...

The only correct answer is no. Obviously. This Blue Q Do You Think I Made Enough? tea towel is made for generous hosts, over-caterers and anyone wh...

A short list. A correct list. This Blue Q People I Love: Cats tea towel is made for anyone whose favourite people are mostly furry, whiskered and c...

The recipe says seasoning. The truth says you. This Blue Q Bitch I Am The Secret Ingredient tea towel is bold, sweary and absolutely full of kitche...

Hungry? Fine. Hangry? Stand back. This Blue Q Hangry tea towel captures that very specific pre-lunch mood with a bold orange woven wolf design and ...

Hydration is important. Grapes are fruit. We’re choosing not to overthink it. This Blue Q Stay Hydrated wine tea towel is made for wine lovers, din...