Blue Q Tea Towels
Tea towels with a wicked sense of humour. Bright jacquard weave, 100 % cotton, super-absorbent and stitched with slogans like Bitch I’m the Secret Ingredient, Hangry, and I’ll Feed All You Fckers*.
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Generously sized for serious spill control
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Soft yet durable cotton that washes well
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Handy corner loop for quick hanging
Grab one, sling it across your shoulder, and let your Blue Q Tea Towel do the talking.
Blue Q Tea Towel – Fuck, I Love Cheese
For those who feel spiritually connected to dairy, this tea towel speaks your truth. Loud, proud, and unapologetically obsessed with cheese, this B...
View full detailsBlue Q - The Food Has Weed In It Tea Towel
Serve chaos with a side of giggles. This botanical-style tea towel hides a cheeky message in a swirl of leafy vines—perfect for parties, flat-warmi...
View full detailsBlue Q Tea Towel – I Want a Burrito
Wrap yourself in warm, comforting chaos with this hilarious tea towel. Featuring a dreamy burrito scene and the quote: "I want a burrito to tuck me...
View full detailsBlue Q Tea Towel – Hot Buns Are Ready!
Turn up the heat in your kitchen with the Hot Buns Are Ready! tea towel by Blue Q. Featuring a cheeky oven scene and a parade of golden buns, this ...
View full detailsBlue Q Tea Towel – Do One Thing That Scares Your Family
Turn drying up into an extreme sport with this chaotic crocodile-wrestling tea towel from Blue Q. Bold, brilliant, and beautifully unhinged, this p...
View full detailsBlue Q - Fucking Pizza Tea Towel
A heavenly vision for pizza people. This Blue Q tea towel beams with trumpet-blasting cherubs and a pizza-angel, channelling that very specific wis...
View full detailsBlue Q Tea Towel – People I Want To Meet: Dogs
Dog people, unite! This charming tea towel by Blue Q declares what we’re all secretly thinking — dogs > people. Featuring a playful pack of pups...
View full detailsBlue Q Tea Towel – Agent of Chaos
If you've ever lived with a cat, this tea towel needs no explanation. Featuring a black cat mid-mischief and the label “Agent of Chaos,” this Blue ...
View full detailsBlue Q Tea Towel – You Gonna Eat That?
For those late-night fridge raids or snack-related guilt trips, this tea towel gets it. Featuring a mischievous raccoon surrounded by glowing eyes ...
View full detailsBlue Q - Total Hunk Cheese Tea Towel
Say cheese to your new kitchen crush. This cheeky tea towel stars a flexing wedge of fromage and grape-sidekicks in warm sunset stripes—perfect for...
View full detailsBlue Q Tea Towel – It's So Important To Stay Hydrated
Hydration is key—and if wine counts, you’re smashing your goals. This cheeky tea towel features bottles, glasses, and blooming florals in rich navy...
View full detailsBlue Q Tea Towel – Hey, Have You Tried Cheese?
It’s not a sin if it’s delicious. This cheeky tea towel from Blue Q features a devilish salesman tempting you with cheese on a peaceful country pat...
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