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Blue Q Tea Towels

Tea towels with a wicked sense of humour. Bright jacquard weave, 100 % cotton, super-absorbent and stitched with slogans like Bitch I’m the Secret Ingredient, Hangry, and I’ll Feed All You Fckers*.

  • Generously sized for serious spill control

  • Soft yet durable cotton that washes well

  • Handy corner loop for quick hanging

Grab one, sling it across your shoulder, and let your Blue Q Tea Towel do the talking.

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Blue Q Tea Towel – Fuck, I Love Cheese

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For those who feel spiritually connected to dairy, this tea towel speaks your truth. Loud, proud, and unapologetically obsessed with cheese, this B...

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Blue Q Tea Towel – Hot Buns Are Ready!

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Turn up the heat in your kitchen with the Hot Buns Are Ready! tea towel by Blue Q. Featuring a cheeky oven scene and a parade of golden buns, this ...

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Blue Q Tea Towel – Agent of Chaos

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If you've ever lived with a cat, this tea towel needs no explanation. Featuring a black cat mid-mischief and the label “Agent of Chaos,” this Blue ...

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Blue Q Tea Towel – You Gonna Eat That?

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For those late-night fridge raids or snack-related guilt trips, this tea towel gets it. Featuring a mischievous raccoon surrounded by glowing eyes ...

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Blue Q Tea Towel – Hey, Have You Tried Cheese?

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It’s not a sin if it’s delicious. This cheeky tea towel from Blue Q features a devilish salesman tempting you with cheese on a peaceful country pat...

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Blue Q Tea Towel – Do One Thing That Scares Your Family

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Turn drying up into an extreme sport with this chaotic crocodile-wrestling tea towel from Blue Q. Bold, brilliant, and beautifully unhinged, this p...

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