Blue Q
Hilarious Gifts That Speak Your Mind
Meet Blue Q—the brand that turns chores into chuckles. From riotously funny tea towels and swear-happy oven mitts to flavour-packed lip balms, every piece dishes out sass by the spoonful. Snap up quick, quirky gifts that dry, guard and gloss while saying what you’re thinking
Blue Q Tea Towel – Fuck, I Love Cheese
For those who feel spiritually connected to dairy, this tea towel speaks your truth. Loud, proud, and unapologetically obsessed with cheese, this B...
View full detailsBlue Q Stop Talking Women's Socks
Silence is golden — and now it’s stylish. Blue Q’s Stop Talking crew socks beam your mood loud and clear, while wrapping feet in floral fun. Why yo...
View full detailsBlue Q Boss Kitty Women's Socks
Ride high, land on your feet – and look feline-fine doing it. Blue Q’s Boss Kitty crew socks bring Wild West swagger to every step. Why they’re the...
View full detailsBlue Q My Cat Is Cool As Fuck Women's Socks
Shout your feline pride from ankle to toe. These sassy crew socks from Blue Q say it louder than any cat-themed mug ever could. Why they’re the cat...
View full detailsBlue Q I Hate Everyone Too Women's Socks
Put your sass where your socks are. These cheeky crew socks from Blue Q let the world know exactly how you feel—while keeping your toes cosy. Why y...
View full detailsBlue Q Oven Mitt - Mr. Spice Guy
Turn up the heat with the Mr. Spice Guy Oven Mitt — the sassiest sous-chef in your kitchen! Drenched in retro colour and dancing with personality, ...
View full detailsBlue Q Rich Bitch Coin Purse
Butter up your sass with this unapologetically bold coin purse from Blue Q. Featuring a golden slab of “Rich Bitch” butter on a retro tray, this pu...
View full detailsBlue Q Wine Money Coin Purse
Saving for a cheeky glass (or two)? This vibrant little number from Blue Q is just the place to stash your wine fund. With swirling psychedelic col...
View full detailsBlue Q Lunch Money Coin Purse
Lunch fund looking a little too grown-up? Not anymore. This adorable coin purse from Blue Q brings your pocket change to life with a giggling milk ...
View full detailsBlue Q Drink Money Coin Purse
Kick back and stash your cocktail fund in this tropical coin purse from Blue Q. With a laid-back frog swinging in a hammock and a drink in hand, it...
View full detailsBlue Q Coffee Money Coin Purse
Fuel your caffeine habit in style with this cheeky Blue Q coin purse! Featuring a wide-eyed coffee cup and a gang of perky breakfast pals, this zip...
View full detailsBlue Q Tea Towel – Hot Buns Are Ready!
Turn up the heat in your kitchen with the Hot Buns Are Ready! tea towel by Blue Q. Featuring a cheeky oven scene and a parade of golden buns, this ...
View full detailsBlue Q Lip Shit Lip Balm – Mango Raspberry
It’s giving fruity, flirty, and full-on fabulous. Blue Q’s Mango Raspberry Lip Balm is tropical indulgence in a tin—bold mango, tangy raspberry, an...
View full detailsBlue Q Lip Shit Lip Balm – Strawberries and Cream
Sweet, smooth, and totally terrific! Blue Q’s Strawberries and Cream Lip Balm is a dessert for your lips—minus the calories, plus a lot more sass. ...
View full detailsBlue Q Lip Shit Lip Balm – Pineapple Brown Sugar
Sweet, tangy, and purr-fectly cheeky! Blue Q’s Pineapple Brown Sugar Lip Balm serves up tropical sunshine with a caramelised twist, topped off with...
View full detailsBlue Q Lip Shit Lip Balm – Coconut Mint & Lime
Chill your lips with a tropical twist! Blue Q's Coconut Mint & Lime Lip Balm brings together cool mint, zesty lime, and creamy coconut for a fl...
View full detailsBlue Q Lip Shit Lip Balm – Orange Mango
Dive into juicy hydration with Blue Q’s Orange Mango Lip Balm – your tropical travel buddy in a tin! This fruity lip balm blends zesty orange and s...
View full detailsBlue Q Lip Shit Lip Balm – Black Raspberry
Strike a chord with your lips! This Black Raspberry Lip Balm from Blue Q hits all the right notes—bold, fruity, and just the right amount of cheeky...
View full detailsBlue Q Oven Mitt – I Love My Asshole Kids
Parenting: rewarding, exhausting, and occasionally profane. This Blue Q oven mitt is the perfect tribute to the macaroni-covered chaos of family li...
View full detailsBlue Q Oven Mitt – I Put Wine in the Sauce
Cooking is about balance—like putting wine in the sauce and in your mouth. This Blue Q oven mitt features a cheerful woodland scene with a wine-lov...
View full detailsBlue Q Oven Mitt – One Shitstorm at a Time
Chaos is inevitable. This oven mitt just asks for a little order in the madness. With wildflowers, butterflies, and one seriously overwhelmed messa...
View full detailsBlue Q Oven Mitt – I’ve Got a Knife
Sweet smile. Sharp blade. This Blue Q oven mitt perfectly captures domestic goddess energy—with a hint of threat. Featuring a vintage-style illustr...
View full detailsBlue Q Tea Towel – Agent of Chaos
If you've ever lived with a cat, this tea towel needs no explanation. Featuring a black cat mid-mischief and the label “Agent of Chaos,” this Blue ...
View full detailsBlue Q Tea Towel – You Gonna Eat That?
For those late-night fridge raids or snack-related guilt trips, this tea towel gets it. Featuring a mischievous raccoon surrounded by glowing eyes ...
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