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Blue Q Do One Thing That Scares Your Family Tea Towel

by Blue Q
Original price £14.00 - Original price £14.00
Original price
£14.00
£14.00 - £14.00
Current price £14.00

Some tea towels dry dishes. This one wrestles crocodiles.

This Blue Q Do One Thing That Scares Your Family tea towel is made for kitchens that like their everyday chores with a bit of danger, drama and ridiculous confidence. Featuring a bold crocodile-wrestling design and the brilliantly unhinged slogan “Do one thing every day that scares your family,” it’s a funny kitchen towel for wild cooks, rebellious spirits and anyone who enjoys Blue Q humour at its loudest.

About This Product

Bring some fearless Blue Q chaos to your kitchen with this Do One Thing That Scares Your Family tea towel, featuring a dramatic crocodile-wrestling scene, bold black and pink artwork and wonderfully ridiculous kitchen humour. It’s a brilliant choice for anyone looking for funny tea towels, quirky kitchen gifts or novelty homeware with proper personality.

Made from 100% cotton, this tea towel is practical for drying dishes, tackling spills and adding a big splash of attitude to everyday kitchen jobs. With its colourful design and bold Blue Q style, it makes a great gift for home cooks, hosts, foodies and anyone who likes their kitchenware slightly unhinged.

  • Official Blue Q tea towel
  • Features the Do One Thing That Scares Your Family design
  • Bold crocodile-wrestling illustration with black and pink artwork
  • Funny kitchen towel with classic Blue Q humour
  • Made from 100% cotton
  • Useful for drying dishes, wiping surfaces and everyday kitchen tasks
  • Approx. size: W53cm x L71cm
  • Great gift for home cooks, hosts, foodies and fans of funny kitchenware
  • Brand: Blue Q
  • SKU: WW305

Looking for more kitchen mischief? Browse our full range of Blue Q tea towels for more funny, colourful and brilliantly odd designs, or pair it with one of our Blue Q oven mitts for a playful kitchen gift set.

Safety & Care

Made from 100% cotton. Suitable for everyday kitchen use, including drying dishes and wiping up spills. Keep away from open flames and direct heat sources. Follow the care label on the product for washing instructions.

Delivery Information

Standard: Royal Mail Tracked 48, £3.99 to England, Scotland and Wales, usually 3–5 business days.

Express: Royal Mail Tracked 24, £4.99, usually 1–3 business days.

Orders placed before 3pm are usually dispatched the same day. Orders placed after 3pm are usually dispatched the next working day.

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If you would like an exchange, the easiest option is to return the original item and place a new order. Delivery charges will apply to exchanged items.

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