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Coasters

Shop funny coasters, novelty drinks coasters and rude coaster gifts for desks, coffee tables, tea breaks and chaotic little moments of personality. From cat coasters and sweary David Shrigley designs to bee, butterfly, mushroom and gothic styles, these small-but-brilliant gifts are made for people who prefer their homeware with a bit of humour.

Zeppelinmoon funny rude cat coaster featuring a quirky cat in a colourful jumper with a sweary quote
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Piss Cat Funny Rude Cat Coaster by Zeppelinmoon

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For the mate who appreciates a grumpy cat, a tragic jumper and humour that is gloriously inappropriate, this Zeppelinmoon Piss Cat Funny Rude Cat C...

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Betiobca My Turn with the Serotonin Cat coaster shown on a table beside tea cups and a teapot
Betiobca funny cat coaster featuring a clown cat and the phrase Mother said it’s my turn with the serotonin
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My Turn with the Serotonin Funny Cat Coaster by Betiobca

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For the mate holding it together with irony, caffeine and the occasional borrowed brain chemical, this Betiobca My Turn with the Serotonin Cat Coas...

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Zeppelinmoon funny rude stoat coaster with illustrated stoat wearing jeans and humorous quote
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Stoat in Jeans Funny Rude Coaster by Zeppelinmoon

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For the mate who is skint, chaotic and still somehow dressed better than everyone else, this Zeppelinmoon Stoat in Jeans Funny Rude Coaster is bril...

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Back of David Shrigley rude coaster set gift box showing four black and white coaster designs
Front of David Shrigley rude coaster set yellow gift box with black and white cup illustrations
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Rude Pack of 4 Coasters by David Shrigley

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Serve your drinks with a side of chaos using this rude David Shrigley coaster set. Packed with four brilliantly blunt black and white designs, this...

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David Shrigley Sorry I Fell Asleep coaster shown under a mug on a table
David Shrigley Sorry I Fell Asleep coaster with black and white illustration and handwritten text
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Sorry I Fell Asleep Coaster by David Shrigley

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For anyone who has ever mentally checked out mid-conversation, this David Shrigley coaster is painfully relatable. Featuring the wonderfully blunt ...

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Sass and Belle Vintage Mushroom Coasters – Set of 4 – Something Different Gift Shop
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Vintage Mushroom Coasters - Set of 4

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Bring a little cottage garden charm to your coffee table with this Sass & Belle Vintage Mushroom Coasters Set of 4. Featuring a red and white m...

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David Shrigley Caterpillar Fuck coaster shown in use under a mug on a wooden table
David Shrigley funny rude coaster featuring a green caterpillar and the word fuck
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Caterpillar Fuck Funny Rude Coaster by David Shrigley

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For the mate who appreciates art, absurdity and one extremely direct caterpillar, this David Shrigley Caterpillar Fuck Funny Rude Coaster is brilli...

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David Shrigley Live in Harmony rabbit coaster shown in use under a mug on a wooden table
David Shrigley funny rude coaster featuring two rabbits with a sarcastic Live in Harmony conversation
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Live in Harmony Funny Rude Rabbit Coaster by David Shrigley

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For the mate who enjoys deadpan humour, unimpressed animals and harmony being instantly ruined, this David Shrigley Live in Harmony Funny Rude Rabb...

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Betiobca funny coaster featuring a raccoon, possum and badger with the phrase Feral Girl Summer
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Feral Girl Summer Funny Animal Coaster by Betiobca

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For the mate embracing chaos, questionable decisions and a summer of beautifully unhinged behaviour, this Betiobca Feral Girl Summer Coaster is pai...

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Betiobca plague doctor coaster shown in a dark lifestyle setting with candles and the phrase Me on my way to make the vibe weird
Betiobca funny plague doctor coaster featuring the phrase Me on my way to make the vibe weird
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Make the Vibe Weird Funny Plague Doctor Coaster by Betiobca

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For the mate who arrives with coffee, strange energy and absolutely no intention of making things less awkward, this Betiobca Make the Vibe Weird P...

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Betiobca funny goose coaster featuring three geese and the phrase Silly Goose Energy
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Silly Goose Energy Funny Goose Coaster by Betiobca

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For the mate who runs entirely on chaos, caffeine and completely unjustified confidence, this Betiobca Silly Goose Energy Coaster is the perfect li...

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Betiobca Me and the Horrors gothic coaster shown on a table beside tea cups and a teapot
Betiobca gothic coaster featuring a vintage demon and witch dance illustration with the phrase Me and the Horrors
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Me and the Horrors Funny Gothic Coaster by Betiobca

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For the mate who has stopped fighting the chaos and started introducing it by name, this Betiobca Me and the Horrors Gothic Coaster is painfully re...

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Betiobca How your email finds me kitten coaster shown on a table beside tea cups and a teapot
Betiobca funny coaster featuring a vintage kitten on a toy horse with the phrase How your email finds me
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How Your Email Finds Me Funny Kitten Coaster by Betiobca

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For the mate whose inbox arrives with all the grace of a tiny vintage catastrophe, this Betiobca How Your Email Finds Me Funny Kitten Coaster is pa...

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Betiobca funny rude frog coaster featuring a frog holding a knife with the phrase Fuck Around and Find Out
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Fuck Around and Find Out Funny Rude Frog Coaster by Betiobca

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For the mate who gives fair warning before the chaos begins, this Betiobca Fuck Around and Find Out Funny Rude Frog Coaster is painfully relatable....

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Zeppelinmoon funny sloth coaster featuring an illustrated sloth and absolute legend quote
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Absolute Legend Funny Sloth Coaster by Zeppelinmoon

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For the mate who deserves maximum hype with minimum effort, this Zeppelinmoon Absolute Legend Funny Sloth Coaster is a brilliant little desk upgrad...

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Zeppelinmoon funny rude mudskipper coaster with illustrated mudskipper on a rock and humorous quote
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Mudskipper Funny Rude Coaster by Zeppelinmoon

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For the mate who starts the day full of suspicious optimism and still knows it could all go tits up by lunchtime, this Zeppelinmoon Mudskipper Funn...

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Zeppelinmoon funny rude emu coaster featuring an illustrated emu in a jacket with a sweary quote
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Dickproof Emu Funny Rude Coaster by Zeppelinmoon

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For the mate who checks the forecast, sees nothing but idiots and still gets dressed to face the day, this Zeppelinmoon Dickproof Emu Funny Rude Co...

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Zeppelinmoon funny rude sloth coaster with illustrated sloths and a sweary motivational quote
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Awesome Sloth Funny Rude Coaster by Zeppelinmoon

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For the mate who runs on chaos, confidence and a wildly questionable level of self-belief, this Zeppelinmoon Awesome Sloth Funny Rude Coaster is br...

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About Coasters

Our funny coasters are the perfect little gift for anyone who takes their tea, coffee or work-from-home setup with a side of sarcasm. Whether you’re shopping for a rude coaster, a novelty drinks coaster, a quirky animal design or a cute coaster set, this collection brings together designs that are practical, giftable and full of personality.

They’re easy to post, easy to wrap and ideal for birthdays, office Secret Santa gifts, new home presents or those “saw this and thought of you” moments. Choose from funny animal coasters, rude drinks coasters, floral coaster sets and novelty designs that make even a boring brew feel a little more personal.

FAQs

What kind of funny coasters do you sell?

We stock a mix of funny coasters, rude drinks coasters, novelty animal coasters, gothic coasters and decorative coaster sets, including cat, bee, butterfly and mushroom designs.

Are these coasters good for gifts?

Yes, coasters make brilliant small gifts. They’re useful, affordable and easy to match to someone’s personality, whether they love cats, rude humour, nature-inspired homeware or weird little desk accessories.

Do you sell rude coasters?

Yes, this collection includes rude and sweary coaster designs, including David Shrigley-style humour and novelty coasters made for people who appreciate something a little more blunt.

Do you sell coaster sets?

Yes, alongside individual funny coasters, you’ll also find coaster sets such as bee, butterfly and mushroom designs that are great for coffee tables, dining spaces and gifting.

Delivery Information

Standard: Royal Mail Tracked 48, £3.99 to England, Scotland and Wales, usually 3–5 business days.

Express: Royal Mail Tracked 24, £4.99, usually 1–3 business days.

Orders placed before 3pm are usually dispatched the same day. Orders placed after 3pm are usually dispatched the next working day.

Free standard delivery is available on mainland UK orders over £40, although some heavier items may have a surcharge. Customers must select the free delivery option at checkout where applicable.

Ireland delivery is £4.99.

Orders to mail forwarding centres for shipping outside the UK will be cancelled and refunded.

Orders containing Nomination products are sent using a signed-for service.

Orders over £400 are sent via DPD for insurance purposes.

Support email: sales@somethingdifferentuk.co.uk

Returns & Refunds

We offer a 30-day return window from the date your item is received.

Items must be unused, unworn, with tags, and in their original packaging. Proof of purchase is required.

Please contact sales@somethingdifferentuk.co.uk before returning any item, as unrequested returns will not be accepted.

If the item is not faulty, the customer is responsible for return postage. Tracked returns are recommended, as we are not liable for parcels lost in transit.

Once your return has been received and inspected, refunds are processed within 2 working days. Please allow up to 10 working days for your bank to show the refund.

Delivery charges are non-refundable unless the item is faulty.

Non-returnable items include sale items, gift cards, earrings for hygiene reasons, and certain perishable, custom, personal care or hazardous goods.

If you would like an exchange, the easiest option is to return the original item and place a new order. Delivery charges will apply to exchanged items.