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Blue Q Menopause What The Fuck Tea Towel | Funny Menopause Gift

by Blue Q
Original price £14.00 - Original price £14.00
Original price
£14.00
£14.00 - £14.00
Current price £14.00

Hot flushes, mood swings and absolutely no time for sugar-coating.

This Blue Q Menopause What The Fuck tea towel is bright, sweary and painfully relatable. With its bold floral design, pink border and very honest slogan, it’s a funny kitchen towel for friends, sisters, coworkers and anyone navigating the chaos with a sense of humour intact.

About This Product

Say it loud, say it floral, say it while drying the dishes. This Blue Q Menopause What The Fuck tea towel features colourful flowers, a red vase design and the kind of brutally honest slogan that makes it a brilliant funny menopause gift.

Made from super-soft, super-absorbent 100% cotton, this tea towel is practical for drying dishes, wiping surfaces and surviving everyday kitchen mess. It’s screen-printed with water-based inks and measures approx. W53cm x L71cm, making it a fun gift for friends, sisters, coworkers and anyone who appreciates rude Blue Q kitchenware with a bit of truth behind it. The current page lists it as 100% cotton, screen-printed with water-based inks, approx. 53 x 71 cm and SKU WW361.

  • Official Blue Q tea towel
  • Features the Menopause. What The Fuck? slogan
  • Bold floral design with red vase and pink border
  • Great funny menopause gift for friends, sisters and coworkers
  • Made from 100% cotton
  • Super-soft and super-absorbent
  • Screen-printed with water-based inks
  • Dimensions: W53cm x L71cm
  • SKU: WW361

Looking for more kitchen chaos? Browse our full range of Blue Q tea towels for more funny, colourful and slightly unhinged designs.

Safety & Care

Use for drying dishes, wiping surfaces, hands and general kitchen clean-ups. Keep away from open flames, hot hobs and direct heat sources. Wash as needed according to the product care label.

Delivery Information

Standard: Royal Mail Tracked 48, £3.99 to England, Scotland and Wales, usually 3–5 business days.

Express: Royal Mail Tracked 24, £4.99, usually 1–3 business days.

Orders placed before 3pm are usually dispatched the same day. Orders placed after 3pm are usually dispatched the next working day.

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If you would like an exchange, the easiest option is to return the original item and place a new order. Delivery charges will apply to exchanged items.

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