Blue Q - I’ll Feed All You Fuckers Tea Towel

For the BBQ boss who runs on chaos, charcoal, and pure determination. This rude tea towel serves up a retro grill scene with the bold line: I’ll feed all you fuckers. Equal parts funny and terrifying (in a good way).

Screen-printed with water-based inks on 100% cotton, it’s super-soft, super-absorbent, and built for real kitchen duty — from wiping up marinades to drying stacks of “I’ll do it later” plates. Size: 21" x 28" (approx. 53 x 71 cm).

● Screen-printed with water-based inks

● Super-absorbent and super-soft feel

● 100% cotton tea towel

● Size: 21" x 28" (approx. 53 x 71 cm)

● Rude kitchen gift for BBQ lovers, housewarmings, and summer hosting

SKU: WW349

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