Blue Q Tea Towel – You Turned My Kitchen Into a Shithole
For the passive-aggressive chef in all of us. Whether it’s flour on the ceiling or a sink full of doom, this hilariously honest tea towel tells it like it is. With bold folk-art style, vibrant colours, and just the right amount of sass, it’s the perfect kitchen companion for chaotic cooking nights.
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Made by Blue Q
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100% cotton
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Machine washable and dryer safe
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Great gift for housewarmings, flatmates, and kitchen rebels
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Features bold print and cheeky message
Dimensions - W53cm - L71cm
SKU: WW336
Delivery Information
Standard: Royal Mail Tracked 48, £3.99 to England, Scotland and Wales, usually 3–5 business days.
Express: Royal Mail Tracked 24, £4.99, usually 1–3 business days.
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Ireland delivery is £4.99.
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Returns & Refunds
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Items must be unused, unworn, with tags, and in their original packaging. Proof of purchase is required.
Please contact sales@somethingdifferentuk.co.uk before returning any item, as unrequested returns will not be accepted.
If the item is not faulty, the customer is responsible for return postage. Tracked returns are recommended, as we are not liable for parcels lost in transit.
Once your return has been received and inspected, refunds are processed within 2 working days. Please allow up to 10 working days for your bank to show the refund.
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If you would like an exchange, the easiest option is to return the original item and place a new order. Delivery charges will apply to exchanged items.