Skip to content
Free RM Tracked delivery on orders over £40 | Same day dispatch on orders placed before 3pm
Free RM Tracked delivery on orders over £40 Same day dispatch on orders placed before 3pm
Front of Blue Q Parsley Sage Rosemary & Fuck Off oven mitt with botanical herb design

Blue Q Parsley Sage Rosemary & Fuck Off Oven Mitt

by Blue Q
£15.00 - £15.00
£15.00
£15.00 - £15.00
£15.00

For the cook who loves herbs, harmony and absolutely no nonsense.

This Blue Q Parsley Sage Rosemary & Fuck Off oven mitt gives the classic herb-garden phrase a wonderfully rude twist. With its colourful botanical artwork and cheeky slogan, it’s a funny oven glove for home cooks, gardeners, foodies and anyone who likes their kitchenware with a little extra attitude.

About This Product

Bring some fresh Blue Q attitude to the kitchen with this Parsley Sage Rosemary & Fuck Off oven mitt, featuring colourful potted herbs, flowers and a sweary twist on a familiar kitchen classic. It’s a brilliant choice for anyone looking for funny oven gloves, rude kitchen gifts or quirky oven mitts with a botanical sense of humour.

Made from 100% cotton with a padded, heat-resistant design, this oven mitt is practical for handling hot trays, pans and cookware while still being wonderfully ridiculous. Sold individually, it also includes a handy hanging loop for easy storage between cooking, baking and telling people to kindly leave you alone.

  • Official Blue Q oven mitt
  • Features the Parsley Sage Rosemary & Fuck Off slogan
  • Colourful botanical design with potted herbs and flowers
  • Made from 100% cotton
  • Padded oven mitt for everyday cooking, baking and roasting
  • Heat-resistant lining for handling hot trays, pans and dishes
  • Handy hanging loop for easy storage
  • Approx. size: 31.5cm long x 15cm wide at the wrist x 18cm wide at the hand, including thumb slot
  • Sold individually
  • Great gift for gardeners, cooks, foodies and fans of rude kitchenware
  • Brand: Blue Q
  • SKU: WW127

Looking for more kitchen chaos? Browse our full range of Blue Q oven mitts for more funny, colourful and slightly unhinged designs, or pair it with one of our Blue Q tea towels for a brilliant novelty kitchen gift.

Safety & Care

Made from 100% cotton with a heat-resistant lining. Use when handling hot cookware, baking trays, pans and roasting tins during everyday cooking or baking. Take care around open flames, hot hobs and direct heat sources. Machine wash cold with like colours. Do not bleach. Air dry only.

Delivery Information

Standard: Royal Mail Tracked 48, £3.99 to England, Scotland and Wales, usually 3–5 business days.

Express: Royal Mail Tracked 24, £4.99, usually 1–3 business days.

Orders placed before 3pm are usually dispatched the same day. Orders placed after 3pm are usually dispatched the next working day.

Free standard delivery is available on mainland UK orders over £40, although some heavier items may have a surcharge. Customers must select the free delivery option at checkout where applicable.

Ireland delivery is £4.99.

Orders to mail forwarding centres for shipping outside the UK will be cancelled and refunded.

Orders containing Nomination products are sent using a signed-for service.

Orders over £400 are sent via DPD for insurance purposes.

Support email: sales@somethingdifferentuk.co.uk

Returns & Refunds

We offer a 30-day return window from the date your item is received.

Items must be unused, unworn, with tags, and in their original packaging. Proof of purchase is required.

Please contact sales@somethingdifferentuk.co.uk before returning any item, as unrequested returns will not be accepted.

If the item is not faulty, the customer is responsible for return postage. Tracked returns are recommended, as we are not liable for parcels lost in transit.

Once your return has been received and inspected, refunds are processed within 2 working days. Please allow up to 10 working days for your bank to show the refund.

Delivery charges are non-refundable unless the item is faulty.

Non-returnable items include sale items, gift cards, earrings for hygiene reasons, and certain perishable, custom, personal care or hazardous goods.

If you would like an exchange, the easiest option is to return the original item and place a new order. Delivery charges will apply to exchanged items.

Delivery information
Calculating dispatch...
Tracked 24
Tracked 48