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The Prophecy Did Not Foretell This Bullshit Socks – Funny Novelty Socks by Fun Club

Original price £13.00 - Original price £13.00
Original price
£13.00
£13.00 - £13.00
Current price £13.00

For anyone who looked into the future and absolutely did not sign off on this nonsense. These funny Fun Club socks are perfect for sarcastic souls, chaos magnets and anyone currently wondering how the universe managed to go this wildly off-script.

Featuring wise owls, starry details and the brilliantly dramatic slogan “The Prophecy Did Not Foretell This Bullshit”, these novelty crew socks are made for people who enjoy dark humour, weird gifts and a bit of mystical melodrama. A brilliant present for friends, sisters, colleagues, fantasy fans or anyone who could do with a laugh while destiny makes a mess of things.

About This Product

These The Prophecy Did Not Foretell This Bullshit socks by Fun Club are soft, breathable and full of personality. With their owl design and sarcastic statement slogan, they’re ideal for everyday wear, lounging, gifting or adding a little cursed-oracle energy to your sock drawer.

  • Fun Club novelty crew socks
  • Features the slogan “The Prophecy Did Not Foretell This Bullshit”
  • Owl design with starry mystical details
  • Unisex crew socks – one size fits most
  • Great funny gift for friends, sisters, colleagues, fantasy fans and sarcastic sock lovers
  • Ideal for birthdays, Christmas, Secret Santa and stocking fillers
  • Soft, breathable and comfortable for everyday wear
  • Made from 85% combed cotton, 13% nylon and 2% spandex
  • Comes with paper header and hang tag
  • Product code: FCS-45

Safety & Care

For best results, follow the care instructions on the product label. Keep away from fire. Designed for everyday wear and best kept clean and dry between uses.

Delivery Information

Standard: Royal Mail Tracked 48, £3.99 to England, Scotland and Wales, usually 3–5 business days.

Express: Royal Mail Tracked 24, £4.99, usually 1–3 business days.

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Returns & Refunds

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Items must be unused, unworn, with tags, and in their original packaging. Proof of purchase is required.

Please contact sales@somethingdifferentuk.co.uk before returning any item, as unrequested returns will not be accepted.

If the item is not faulty, the customer is responsible for return postage. Tracked returns are recommended, as we are not liable for parcels lost in transit.

Once your return has been received and inspected, refunds are processed within 2 working days. Please allow up to 10 working days for your bank to show the refund.

Delivery charges are non-refundable unless the item is faulty.

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If you would like an exchange, the easiest option is to return the original item and place a new order. Delivery charges will apply to exchanged items.

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