Zeppelinmoon Dickproof Emu Greeting Card

For anyone dealing with a week full of absolute bellends. This bold Zeppelinmoon card features a fabulous emu in a tiger-print jacket, paired with a sweary weather-forecast poem about staying calm when the world is full of dickheads – perfect for birthdays, workplace chaos, tough weeks, or a supportive mate check-in.

Blank inside so you can add your own pep talk, rant, or celebratory message, and it comes with a kraft envelope ready to post or pop on a gift.

● Funny rude humour greeting card with illustrated emu and poem

● Blank inside for your own message

● Size: 120mm x 170mm

● Includes kraft envelope

● Printed in the UK

Product Code - ZM110