Novelty Gifts
Bring the banter to the stocking. Our Novelty Gifts are cheeky, rude and downright funny—think punny mugs, sassy socks, tongue-in-cheek badges and silly desk bits. From harmlessly naughty quips to bold belly-laughs, these little surprises guarantee a grin on Christmas morning.
Go La La Back, Sack & Crack Soap Bar 95g
This soap is made with Shea Butter, Coconut Oil and Olive Oil for softening the skin – perfect for all your nooks and crannies! And fragranced with...
View full detailsBlue Q Tea Towel – Fuck, I Love Cheese
For those who feel spiritually connected to dairy, this tea towel speaks your truth. Loud, proud, and unapologetically obsessed with cheese, this B...
View full detailsBlue Q Made From Scratch Oven Mitt
A little bit homemade, a little bit unhinged. This Blue Q Made From Scratch oven mitt is perfect for bakers, cat lovers and anyone whose kitchen cr...
View full detailsBlue Q Hot Buns Are Ready Tea Towel
Fresh out the oven and absolutely ready to cause a stir. This Blue Q Hot Buns Are Ready tea towel is made for kitchens that like their baking with...
View full detailsBlue Q Do One Thing That Scares Your Family Tea Towel
Some tea towels dry dishes. This one wrestles crocodiles. This Blue Q Do One Thing That Scares Your Family tea towel is made for kitchens that lik...
View full detailsBlue Q Then Make Your Own Dinner Oven Mitt
Dinner requests? Denied. This Blue Q Then Make Your Own Dinner oven mitt is perfect for anyone who’s done being the household chef on demand. Feat...
View full detailsBlue Q Cat Butt Oven Mitt
For true cat lovers… and anyone who can appreciate a really committed cat butt joke. This Blue Q Cat Butt oven mitt is bright, cheeky and completel...
View full detailsGo La La Baps 'N' Booty Shower Gel
Fabulous new funny shower gel! Bling your Baps ‘n’ Booty with this gorgeous lavender and peppermint gel 250ml Natural shower gel fragranced with la...
View full detailsBlue Q I Want A Burrito Tea Towel
Some people want peace. Some people want comfort. Some people just want a burrito. This Blue Q I Want A Burrito tea towel is made for kitchens tha...
View full detailsGo La La Mr Bendy's Bathtime Soap Bar 95g
Mr Bendy definitely wants a bath with this lovely bar! Fragranced with gorgeous mandarin and bergamot – two wonderful citrus fragrances that are a ...
View full detailsBlue Q Do One Thing That Scares Your Family Oven Mitt | Funny Oven Glove
Inspirational? Yes. Sensible? Absolutely not. This Blue Q Do One Thing That Scares Your Family oven mitt is made for cooks who like their kitchenwa...
View full detailsBlue Q Oven Mitt – One Shitstorm at a Time
Chaos is inevitable. This oven mitt just asks for a little order in the madness. With wildflowers, butterflies, and one seriously overwhelmed messa...
View full detailsBlue Q You Gonna Eat That Tea Towel
Snack abandoned? Plate unattended? This raccoon has questions. This Blue Q You Gonna Eat That tea towel is made for kitchens where leftovers are n...
View full detailsBlue Q I Put Wine in the Sauce Oven Mitt
A little wine for the sauce, a little wine for the chef. Seems fair. This Blue Q I Put Wine in the Sauce oven mitt is made for cooks who believe th...
View full detailsBlue Q The Food Has Weed In It Tea Towel
Dinner is served. Side effects may include giggling, snacking and asking what’s in the sauce. This Blue Q The Food Has Weed In It tea towel is mad...
View full detailsBlue Q I’ve Got a Knife Oven Mitt
Sweet smile. Sharp blade. Absolutely nothing to worry about. This Blue Q I’ve Got a Knife oven mitt is funny, fierce and just a little bit threate...
View full detailsGo La La Muff Dive Shower Gel
Fabulous funny new shower gels! Get down and enjoy with Muff Dive fennel and lemon gel! 250ml Natural shower gel fragranced with fennel and lemon e...
View full detailsBlue Q Party’s In The Kitchen Tea Towel
The party never really stays in the living room. It always ends up in the kitchen. This Blue Q Party’s In The Kitchen tea towel is made for hosts,...
View full detailsGo La La Love Truncheon Soap Bar 95g
This fabulous bar of 100% natural soap will delight and entertain, raise many laughs and also be a treat to use! Fragranced with luscious lemong...
View full detailsBlue Q Fuck Yeah I Made Cookies Oven Mitt
Cookies have been made. Praise is expected. This Blue Q Fuck Yeah I Made Cookies oven mitt is loud, silly and absolutely made for bakers who know ...
View full detailsBlue Q Agent Of Chaos Tea Towel
Every peaceful kitchen needs one tiny furry disaster waiting to happen. This Blue Q Agent Of Chaos tea towel is made for cat lovers, kitchen rebel...
View full detailsBlue Q Total Hunk Cheese Tea Towel
Say cheese to your new kitchen crush. This Blue Q Total Hunk Cheese tea towel is bold, absorbent and far too handsome for the washing-up pile. Fea...
View full detailsBlue Q Oops I’m Drunk Oven Mitt
Dinner’s in the oven. Wine’s in the chef. Everything is going brilliantly. This Blue Q Oops I’m Drunk oven mitt is made for cooks who like their k...
View full detailsBlue Q I’ll Feed All You Fuckers Tea Towel | Rude BBQ Kitchen Towel
The BBQ boss has spoken. Everyone will be fed. Nobody needs to ask sensible questions. This Blue Q I’ll Feed All You Fuckers tea towel is bold, swe...
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Standard: Royal Mail Tracked 48, £3.99 to England, Scotland and Wales, usually 3–5 business days.
Express: Royal Mail Tracked 24, £4.99, usually 1–3 business days.
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