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Novelty Gifts

Bring the banter to the stocking. Our Novelty Gifts are cheeky, rude and downright funny—think punny mugs, sassy socks, tongue-in-cheek badges and silly desk bits. From harmlessly naughty quips to bold belly-laughs, these little surprises guarantee a grin on Christmas morning.

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Go La La Back, Sack & Crack Soap Bar 95g

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This soap is made with Shea Butter, Coconut Oil and Olive Oil for softening the skin – perfect for all your nooks and crannies! And fragranced with...

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Blue Q Tea Towel – Fuck, I Love Cheese

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For those who feel spiritually connected to dairy, this tea towel speaks your truth. Loud, proud, and unapologetically obsessed with cheese, this B...

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Blue Q Made From Scratch Oven Mitt

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A little bit homemade, a little bit unhinged. This Blue Q Made From Scratch oven mitt is perfect for bakers, cat lovers and anyone whose kitchen cr...

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Blue Q Hot Buns Are Ready Tea Towel

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Fresh out the oven and absolutely ready to cause a stir. This Blue Q Hot Buns Are Ready tea towel is made for kitchens that like their baking with...

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Blue Q Do One Thing That Scares Your Family Tea Towel

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Some tea towels dry dishes. This one wrestles crocodiles. This Blue Q Do One Thing That Scares Your Family tea towel is made for kitchens that lik...

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Blue Q Then Make Your Own Dinner Oven Mitt

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Dinner requests? Denied. This Blue Q Then Make Your Own Dinner oven mitt is perfect for anyone who’s done being the household chef on demand. Feat...

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Blue Q Cat Butt Oven Mitt

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For true cat lovers… and anyone who can appreciate a really committed cat butt joke. This Blue Q Cat Butt oven mitt is bright, cheeky and completel...

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Go La La Baps 'N' Booty Shower Gel

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Fabulous new funny shower gel! Bling your Baps ‘n’ Booty with this gorgeous lavender and peppermint gel 250ml Natural shower gel fragranced with la...

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Blue Q I Want A Burrito Tea Towel

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Some people want peace. Some people want comfort. Some people just want a burrito. This Blue Q I Want A Burrito tea towel is made for kitchens tha...

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Go La La Mr Bendy's Bathtime Soap Bar 95g

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Mr Bendy definitely wants a bath with this lovely bar! Fragranced with gorgeous mandarin and bergamot – two wonderful citrus fragrances that are a ...

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Blue Q Do One Thing That Scares Your Family Oven Mitt | Funny Oven Glove

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Inspirational? Yes. Sensible? Absolutely not. This Blue Q Do One Thing That Scares Your Family oven mitt is made for cooks who like their kitchenwa...

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Blue Q Oven Mitt – One Shitstorm at a Time

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Chaos is inevitable. This oven mitt just asks for a little order in the madness. With wildflowers, butterflies, and one seriously overwhelmed messa...

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Blue Q You Gonna Eat That Tea Towel

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Snack abandoned? Plate unattended? This raccoon has questions. This Blue Q You Gonna Eat That tea towel is made for kitchens where leftovers are n...

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Blue Q I Put Wine in the Sauce Oven Mitt

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A little wine for the sauce, a little wine for the chef. Seems fair. This Blue Q I Put Wine in the Sauce oven mitt is made for cooks who believe th...

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Blue Q The Food Has Weed In It Tea Towel

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Dinner is served. Side effects may include giggling, snacking and asking what’s in the sauce. This Blue Q The Food Has Weed In It tea towel is mad...

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Blue Q I’ve Got a Knife Oven Mitt

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Sweet smile. Sharp blade. Absolutely nothing to worry about. This Blue Q I’ve Got a Knife oven mitt is funny, fierce and just a little bit threate...

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Go La La Muff Dive Shower Gel

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Fabulous funny new shower gels! Get down and enjoy with Muff Dive fennel and lemon gel! 250ml Natural shower gel fragranced with fennel and lemon e...

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Blue Q Party’s In The Kitchen Tea Towel

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The party never really stays in the living room. It always ends up in the kitchen. This Blue Q Party’s In The Kitchen tea towel is made for hosts,...

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Go La La Love Truncheon Soap Bar 95g

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This fabulous bar of 100% natural soap will delight and entertain, raise many laughs and also be a treat to use! Fragranced with luscious lemong...

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Blue Q Fuck Yeah I Made Cookies Oven Mitt

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Cookies have been made. Praise is expected. This Blue Q Fuck Yeah I Made Cookies oven mitt is loud, silly and absolutely made for bakers who know ...

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Blue Q Agent Of Chaos Tea Towel

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Every peaceful kitchen needs one tiny furry disaster waiting to happen. This Blue Q Agent Of Chaos tea towel is made for cat lovers, kitchen rebel...

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Blue Q Total Hunk Cheese Tea Towel

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Say cheese to your new kitchen crush. This Blue Q Total Hunk Cheese tea towel is bold, absorbent and far too handsome for the washing-up pile. Fea...

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Blue Q Oops I’m Drunk Oven Mitt

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Dinner’s in the oven. Wine’s in the chef. Everything is going brilliantly. This Blue Q Oops I’m Drunk oven mitt is made for cooks who like their k...

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Blue Q I’ll Feed All You Fuckers Tea Towel | Rude BBQ Kitchen Towel

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The BBQ boss has spoken. Everyone will be fed. Nobody needs to ask sensible questions. This Blue Q I’ll Feed All You Fuckers tea towel is bold, swe...

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Delivery Information

Standard: Royal Mail Tracked 48, £3.99 to England, Scotland and Wales, usually 3–5 business days.

Express: Royal Mail Tracked 24, £4.99, usually 1–3 business days.

Orders placed before 3pm are usually dispatched the same day. Orders placed after 3pm are usually dispatched the next working day.

Free standard delivery is available on mainland UK orders over £40, although some heavier items may have a surcharge. Customers must select the free delivery option at checkout where applicable.

Ireland delivery is £4.99.

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Support email: sales@somethingdifferentuk.co.uk

Returns & Refunds

We offer a 30-day return window from the date your item is received.

Items must be unused, unworn, with tags, and in their original packaging. Proof of purchase is required.

Please contact sales@somethingdifferentuk.co.uk before returning any item, as unrequested returns will not be accepted.

If the item is not faulty, the customer is responsible for return postage. Tracked returns are recommended, as we are not liable for parcels lost in transit.

Once your return has been received and inspected, refunds are processed within 2 working days. Please allow up to 10 working days for your bank to show the refund.

Delivery charges are non-refundable unless the item is faulty.

Non-returnable items include sale items, gift cards, earrings for hygiene reasons, and certain perishable, custom, personal care or hazardous goods.

If you would like an exchange, the easiest option is to return the original item and place a new order. Delivery charges will apply to exchanged items.