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Greeting Cards

Shop greeting cards online at Something Different UK and discover funny, quirky and unique cards for birthdays, thank yous, celebrations and everyday messages worth sending.

From cute illustrated cards and cheeky humour to unusual designs with plenty of personality, this collection is full of cards that feel anything but ordinary.

Zeppelinmoon Lala Dog greeting card with an illustrated dancing dog and a funny rude poem about not giving a fuck
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Lala Dog Greeting Card by Zeppelinmoon

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A quirky illustrated dog greeting card for anyone who loves silly humour, cute characters and cards with plenty of personality. This Zeppelinmoon L...

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Zeppelinmoon Legend greeting card with an illustrated sloth and the text last name Legend, first name Absolute
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Legend Greeting Card by Zeppelinmoon

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A funny greeting card for someone who deserves full legend status. This Zeppelinmoon Legend card is a brilliant pick for birthdays, friendship, tha...

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Crowned sloth strutting with a humorous badass poem and small blue birds on a Zeppelinmoon greeting card
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Badass Sloth Greeting Card by Zeppelinmoon

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A funny sloth greeting card for someone who is laid-back, brilliant and just a little bit badass. This Zeppelinmoon Badass Sloth card is a quirky p...

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Zeppelinmoon Pockets greeting card with a cute illustrated animal in a pink dress and the text fanks, it has pockets
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Fanks, It Has Pockets Greeting Card by Zeppelinmoon

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A cute, funny greeting card for anyone who understands the pure joy of an outfit with actual pockets. This Zeppelinmoon card features a sweet littl...

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Zeppelinmoon Dickproof greeting card with illustrated emu in a tiger-print jacket and a rude poem about cloudy with a chance of dickheads
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Dickproof Emu Greeting Card by Zeppelinmoon

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A funny rude greeting card for someone who can handle a bit of chaotic animal humour. This Zeppelinmoon Dickproof Emu card is bold, silly and brill...

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Zeppelinmoon Stoat greeting card with an illustrated stoat wearing jeans and a funny poem about spending wages and not paying rent
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Stoat In Jeans Greeting Card by Zeppelinmoon

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A funny animal greeting card with proper oddball charm. This Zeppelinmoon Stoat In Jeans card is perfect for anyone who enjoys weird little creatur...

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Zeppelinmoon Tortus greeting card with an illustrated tortoise wearing a party hat and a funny rude poem about melted ice cream
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Tortus Tortoise Greeting Card by Zeppelinmoon

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A quirky tortoise greeting card with plenty of Zeppelinmoon charm. This Tortus Tortoise card is a fun pick for birthdays, friendship, animal lovers...

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Zeppelinmoon funny rude cat greetings card with orange cat illustration and cup of tea quote
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Cup of Tea Funny Cat Greeting Card by Zeppelinmoon

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A funny cat greeting card for anyone who believes a cup of tea can solve almost anything. This Zeppelinmoon Cup of Tea card is quirky, cosy and ful...

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Zeppelinmoon Kitchen Tiger greeting card with an illustrated tiger drinking wine and a rude poem about a tiger finishing all the wine
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Kitchen Tiger Greeting Card by Zeppelinmoon

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A funny tiger greeting card with plenty of offbeat Zeppelinmoon charm. This Kitchen Tiger card is a brilliant pick for birthdays, friendship, anima...

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Zeppelinmoon Calm Tits greeting card with two illustrated blue tits on a branch and the text my tits will not be calmed
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Calm Tits Greeting Card by Zeppelinmoon

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A funny rude greeting card for someone who needs a gentle reminder to calm their tits. This Zeppelinmoon Calm Tits card is bold, silly and brillian...

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Silly Sausage - In My Defense - Something Different Gift Shop
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Silly Sausage - In My Defense

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This card humorously captures that moment when things go wrong, but it's clearly not your fault—it’s because you were "left unsupervised"! With a c...

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Illustrated Party Animals birthday greeting card with pug, cat, bird and other pets in red party hats on white background
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Party Animals Square Greeting Card

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Critters gone wild! Gemma Correll’s comedic animals get the party started—send to a pal who thrives in social chaos. Details: Designed by Gemma Co...

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Funny birthday greeting card with white cat sitting on laptop, garbled “Happy Birthday” text on teal background
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Happy Bir9669.. Laptop Cat Birthday Card

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Laptop meltdown incoming! Let Ken The Cat crash your friend’s special day with a keyboard takeover—fun for cat addicts and techies alike. Detail...

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Zeppelinmoon Sloga greeting card with sloth yoga pose illustrations and pose names including The Banana and Dreaming of Pizza
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Sloga Sloth Yoga Greeting Card by Zeppelinmoon

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A funny sloth yoga greeting card for anyone who loves stretching, relaxing or simply pretending they have their life together. This Zeppelinmoon Sl...

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Lime green birthday card with white cat making a cheeky raised paw gesture; text reads “You’re old … Get over it.” A6, blank inside, aqua envelope by Ken The Cat
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You’re Old Get Over It Birthday Card

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Own the ageing banter. A deadpan white cat delivers the verdict—You’re old. Get over it.—classic Ken The Cat sass. Blank inside for your punchline ...

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Zeppelinmoon Beautiful greeting card with an uplifting design and the word Beautiful on the front
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Beautiful Greeting Card by Zeppelinmoon

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A joyful illustrated greeting card for someone who deserves a little reminder that life, friendship and tiny everyday moments can be beautiful. Thi...

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Zeppelinmoon funny black cat greetings card with cooking pun and illustrated cat holding a bowl
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Cooking Funny Black Cat Greeting Card by Zeppelinmoon

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A funny black cat greeting card for anyone who enjoys quirky animal humour and a little kitchen chaos. This Zeppelinmoon Cooking card is playful, o...

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Silly Sausage - Happy Retirement Cat - Something Different Gift Shop
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Silly Sausage - Happy Retirement Cat

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This retirement card with the relaxed, sunglasses-wearing cat is a charming and lighthearted way to celebrate someone’s retirement. The cat's caref...

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Let’s Dance birthday greeting card with stylised red-haired figure in black swirl jumpsuit on bright orange background
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David Bowie Birthday Card

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Ground control to major birthday! Ohh Deer’s cosmic tribute keeps celebrations iconic. Details: Designed by Ohh Deer. Size: A6 (105 x 148mm / 4.1 ...

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Silly Sausage - I Came I Saw - Something Different Gift Shop
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Silly Sausage - I Came I Saw

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This card captures a humorous yet relatable message about the experience of social anxiety. The straightforward design and the bold, minimalistic f...

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Demotivation - Effort - Something Different Gift Shop
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Demotivation - Effort

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For those moments when the daily grind feels like a never-ending uphill battle, this card delivers a healthy dose of dark humor. Perfect for friend...

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Congrats - Godzilla - Something Different Gift Shop
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Congrats - Godzilla

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Nothing says 'congratulations on your new home' like a looming Godzilla! This card adds a playful twist to housewarming wishes, reminding your frie...

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Strange Planet - Efficiency - Something Different Gift Shop
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Strange Planet - Efficiency

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Delve into the colourful universe of Strange Planet, where beings on a distant planet not unlike our own explore the everyday life and customs of t...

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Strange Planet - Offspring - Something Different Gift Shop
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Strange Planet - Offspring

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Delve into the colourful universe of Strange Planet, where beings on a distant planet not unlike our own explore the everyday life and customs of t...

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About Greeting Cards

Find greeting cards online at Something Different UK, with a hand-picked range of funny, quirky and unique designs for every kind of message. Whether you are celebrating a birthday, saying thank you, sending a little love or simply making someone laugh, our greeting cards are made to feel thoughtful, playful and full of personality.

This collection brings together unusual greeting cards, cute illustrated designs, cheeky humour, animal cards, friendship cards and everyday cards that are ideal for those moments when a standard high street card just will not do. Choose from bold, silly, sweet and alternative styles that help your message stand out.

  • Funny greeting cards with cheeky jokes, puns and playful designs
  • Quirky cards for friends, family and anyone who likes something different
  • Unique greeting cards for birthdays, thank yous and everyday moments
  • Unusual cards with bold illustrations, cute characters and offbeat humour
  • Birthday cards, friendship cards and thoughtful designs for all kinds of occasions

Many of our cards are blank inside, giving you space to write your own message, and are supplied with envelopes so they are ready to send or gift. Whether you are stocking up your card drawer or choosing something for one special person, this collection is packed with greeting cards that are fun to give and lovely to receive.

FAQs

What kind of greeting cards do you sell?

We sell a mix of funny, quirky and unique greeting cards, including birthday cards, friendship cards, thank you cards, cute illustrated designs, animal cards and unusual cards with plenty of personality.

Do you sell funny greeting cards?

Yes, this collection includes funny greeting cards with cheeky humour, playful puns, silly illustrations and light-hearted messages for friends, family and everyday occasions.

Are your greeting cards blank inside?

Many of our greeting cards are blank inside, giving you space to write your own message. Please check the individual product details for confirmation on each design.

Do the cards come with envelopes?

Most greeting cards include an envelope so they are ready to send, gift or keep on hand for future occasions. Please check the product details for specific card information.

Can I buy greeting cards online in the UK?

Yes, you can buy greeting cards online from Something Different UK, with a range of funny, quirky, cute and unusual designs available for delivery across the UK.

Do you have birthday cards?

Yes, our greetings card range includes birthday cards for friends, family, milestones and everyday celebrations, with funny, quirky, cute and unusual designs to choose from.

Delivery Information

Standard: Royal Mail Tracked 48, £3.99 to England, Scotland and Wales, usually 3–5 business days.

Express: Royal Mail Tracked 24, £4.99, usually 1–3 business days.

Orders placed before 3pm are usually dispatched the same day. Orders placed after 3pm are usually dispatched the next working day.

Free standard delivery is available on mainland UK orders over £40, although some heavier items may have a surcharge. Customers must select the free delivery option at checkout where applicable.

Ireland delivery is £4.99.

Orders to mail forwarding centres for shipping outside the UK will be cancelled and refunded.

Orders containing Nomination products are sent using a signed-for service.

Orders over £400 are sent via DPD for insurance purposes.

Support email: sales@somethingdifferentuk.co.uk

Returns & Refunds

We offer a 30-day return window from the date your item is received.

Items must be unused, unworn, with tags, and in their original packaging. Proof of purchase is required.

Please contact sales@somethingdifferentuk.co.uk before returning any item, as unrequested returns will not be accepted.

If the item is not faulty, the customer is responsible for return postage. Tracked returns are recommended, as we are not liable for parcels lost in transit.

Once your return has been received and inspected, refunds are processed within 2 working days. Please allow up to 10 working days for your bank to show the refund.

Delivery charges are non-refundable unless the item is faulty.

Non-returnable items include sale items, gift cards, earrings for hygiene reasons, and certain perishable, custom, personal care or hazardous goods.

If you would like an exchange, the easiest option is to return the original item and place a new order. Delivery charges will apply to exchanged items.