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Blue Q Cute Little Fuckers Tea Towel | Rude Kitchen Towel

by Blue Q
Original price £14.00 - Original price £14.00
Original price
£14.00
£14.00 - £14.00
Current price £14.00

Sweet little cartoon animals. Absolutely filthy little punchline.

This Blue Q Cute Little Fuckers tea towel looks wholesome at first glance, then immediately ruins the illusion in the best possible way. Soft, absorbent and screen-printed with water-based inks, it’s a funny kitchen towel for animal lovers, sarcastic homebodies and anyone who likes their cute homeware with a rude twist.

About This Product

Bring some deceptively adorable Blue Q humour to the kitchen with this Cute Little Fuckers tea towel, featuring vintage-style cartoon artwork on crisp white cotton. It’s a brilliant choice for anyone looking for funny tea towels, rude kitchen gifts or quirky Blue Q kitchenware that looks sweet until you actually read it.

Made from 100% cotton, this tea towel is super-soft, super-absorbent and practical for drying dishes, wiping surfaces and tackling everyday kitchen spills. It’s screen-printed with water-based inks and measures approx. W53cm x L71cm, making it a fun gift for housewarmings, stocking fillers, animal lovers and fans of sweary homeware. The current page lists it as 100% cotton, super-soft and super-absorbent, screen-printed with water-based inks, approx. 53 x 71 cm and SKU WW322.

  • Official Blue Q tea towel
  • Features the Cute Little Fuckers slogan
  • Vintage-style cartoon animal artwork on white cotton
  • Great gift for animal lovers, sarcastic friends and fans of rude kitchenware
  • Made from 100% cotton
  • Super-soft and super-absorbent
  • Screen-printed with water-based inks
  • Dimensions: W53cm x L71cm
  • SKU: WW322

Looking for more kitchen chaos? Browse our full range of Blue Q tea towels for more funny, colourful and slightly unhinged designs.

Safety & Care

Use for drying dishes, wiping surfaces and general kitchen clean-ups. Keep away from open flames, hot hobs and direct heat sources. Wash as needed according to the product care label.

Delivery Information

Standard: Royal Mail Tracked 48, £3.99 to England, Scotland and Wales, usually 3–5 business days.

Express: Royal Mail Tracked 24, £4.99, usually 1–3 business days.

Orders placed before 3pm are usually dispatched the same day. Orders placed after 3pm are usually dispatched the next working day.

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If you would like an exchange, the easiest option is to return the original item and place a new order. Delivery charges will apply to exchanged items.

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