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Greeting Cards

Shop greeting cards online at Something Different UK and discover funny, quirky and unique designs for every occasion. From birthday cards and cheeky humour to sweet, thoughtful styles, this collection is full of cards worth sending.


Zeppelinmoon Lala Dog greeting card with an illustrated dancing dog and a funny rude poem about not giving a fuck
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Lala Dog Greeting Card by Zeppelinmoon

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A quirky illustrated dog greeting card for anyone who loves silly humour, cute characters and cards with plenty of personality. This Zeppelinmoon L...

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Crowned sloth strutting with a humorous badass poem and small blue birds on a Zeppelinmoon greeting card
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Badass Sloth Greeting Card by Zeppelinmoon

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A funny sloth greeting card for someone who is laid-back, brilliant and just a little bit badass. This Zeppelinmoon Badass Sloth card is a quirky p...

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Zeppelinmoon Pockets greeting card with a cute illustrated animal in a pink dress and the text fanks, it has pockets
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Fanks, It Has Pockets Greeting Card by Zeppelinmoon

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A cute, funny greeting card for anyone who understands the pure joy of an outfit with actual pockets. This Zeppelinmoon card features a sweet littl...

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Zeppelinmoon Legend greeting card with an illustrated sloth and the text last name Legend, first name Absolute
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Legend Greeting Card by Zeppelinmoon

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A funny greeting card for someone who deserves full legend status. This Zeppelinmoon Legend card is a brilliant pick for birthdays, friendship, tha...

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Zeppelinmoon Dickproof greeting card with illustrated emu in a tiger-print jacket and a rude poem about cloudy with a chance of dickheads
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Dickproof Emu Greeting Card by Zeppelinmoon

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A funny rude greeting card for someone who can handle a bit of chaotic animal humour. This Zeppelinmoon Dickproof Emu card is bold, silly and brill...

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Zeppelinmoon Stoat greeting card with an illustrated stoat wearing jeans and a funny poem about spending wages and not paying rent
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Stoat In Jeans Greeting Card by Zeppelinmoon

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A funny animal greeting card with proper oddball charm. This Zeppelinmoon Stoat In Jeans card is perfect for anyone who enjoys weird little creatur...

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Zeppelinmoon Tortus greeting card with an illustrated tortoise wearing a party hat and a funny rude poem about melted ice cream
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Tortus Tortoise Greeting Card by Zeppelinmoon

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A quirky tortoise greeting card with plenty of Zeppelinmoon charm. This Tortus Tortoise card is a fun pick for birthdays, friendship, animal lovers...

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Zeppelinmoon funny rude cat greetings card with orange cat illustration and cup of tea quote
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Cup of Tea Funny Cat Greeting Card by Zeppelinmoon

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A funny cat greeting card for anyone who believes a cup of tea can solve almost anything. This Zeppelinmoon Cup of Tea card is quirky, cosy and ful...

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Zeppelinmoon Kitchen Tiger greeting card with an illustrated tiger drinking wine and a rude poem about a tiger finishing all the wine
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Kitchen Tiger Greeting Card by Zeppelinmoon

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A funny tiger greeting card with plenty of offbeat Zeppelinmoon charm. This Kitchen Tiger card is a brilliant pick for birthdays, friendship, anima...

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Zeppelinmoon Calm Tits greeting card with two illustrated blue tits on a branch and the text my tits will not be calmed
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Calm Tits Greeting Card by Zeppelinmoon

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A funny rude greeting card for someone who needs a gentle reminder to calm their tits. This Zeppelinmoon Calm Tits card is bold, silly and brillian...

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Silly Sausage - In My Defense - Something Different Gift Shop
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Silly Sausage - In My Defense

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This card humorously captures that moment when things go wrong, but it's clearly not your fault—it’s because you were "left unsupervised"! With a c...

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Zeppelinmoon Sloga greeting card with sloth yoga pose illustrations and pose names including The Banana and Dreaming of Pizza
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Sloga Sloth Yoga Greeting Card by Zeppelinmoon

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A funny sloth yoga greeting card for anyone who loves stretching, relaxing or simply pretending they have their life together. This Zeppelinmoon Sl...

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Lime green birthday card with white cat making a cheeky raised paw gesture; text reads “You’re old … Get over it.” A6, blank inside, aqua envelope by Ken The Cat
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You’re Old Get Over It Birthday Card

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Own the ageing banter. A deadpan white cat delivers the verdict—You’re old. Get over it.—classic Ken The Cat sass. Blank inside for your punchline ...

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Zeppelinmoon Beautiful greeting card with an uplifting design and the word Beautiful on the front
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Beautiful Greeting Card by Zeppelinmoon

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A joyful illustrated greeting card for someone who deserves a little reminder that life, friendship and tiny everyday moments can be beautiful. Thi...

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Zeppelinmoon funny rude sloth greetings card with illustrated sloths and sweary motivational quote
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Awesome Sloth Funny Rude Greeting Card by Zeppelinmoon

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A funny rude sloth greeting card for someone who deserves a cheeky little confidence boost. This Zeppelinmoon Awesome Sloth card is silly, sweary a...

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Zeppelinmoon funny black cat greetings card with cooking pun and illustrated cat holding a bowl
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Cooking Funny Black Cat Greeting Card by Zeppelinmoon

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A funny black cat greeting card for anyone who enjoys quirky animal humour and a little kitchen chaos. This Zeppelinmoon Cooking card is playful, o...

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Silly Sausage - Happy Retirement Cat - Something Different Gift Shop
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Silly Sausage - Happy Retirement Cat

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This retirement card with the relaxed, sunglasses-wearing cat is a charming and lighthearted way to celebrate someone’s retirement. The cat's caref...

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Witch Craft A6 greeting card by Steven Rhodes with coral envelope
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Witch Craft Greeting Card

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Spells, potions, and DIY disasters… aka a perfectly normal crafting session. This Steven Rhodes design serves retro horror-comic vibes with a wicke...

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Let’s Dance birthday greeting card with stylised red-haired figure in black swirl jumpsuit on bright orange background
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David Bowie Birthday Card

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Ground control to major birthday! Ohh Deer’s cosmic tribute keeps celebrations iconic. Details: Designed by Ohh Deer. Size: A6 (105 x 148mm / 4.1 ...

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Silly Sausage - I Came I Saw - Something Different Gift Shop
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Silly Sausage - I Came I Saw

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This card captures a humorous yet relatable message about the experience of social anxiety. The straightforward design and the bold, minimalistic f...

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Demotivation - Effort - Something Different Gift Shop
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Demotivation - Effort

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For those moments when the daily grind feels like a never-ending uphill battle, this card delivers a healthy dose of dark humor. Perfect for friend...

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Congrats - Godzilla - Something Different Gift Shop
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Congrats - Godzilla

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Nothing says 'congratulations on your new home' like a looming Godzilla! This card adds a playful twist to housewarming wishes, reminding your frie...

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Strange Planet - Efficiency - Something Different Gift Shop
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Strange Planet - Efficiency

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Delve into the colourful universe of Strange Planet, where beings on a distant planet not unlike our own explore the everyday life and customs of t...

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Strange Planet - Offspring - Something Different Gift Shop
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Strange Planet - Offspring

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Delve into the colourful universe of Strange Planet, where beings on a distant planet not unlike our own explore the everyday life and customs of t...

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About Greeting Cards

Browse our collection of greeting cards and find funny, quirky and unique designs for birthdays, celebrations and everyday moments that deserve a little extra thought. Whether you are looking for something playful, cute, cheeky or heartfelt, our range of greeting cards makes it easy to find a design that suits the person and the occasion.

Our greetings cards collection includes a wide mix of styles, from witty humour and pun-led designs to birthday cards, feel-good cards and occasion-ready picks you will want to keep on hand. It is a great place to shop if you are searching for greeting cards online in the UK and want something a little more unusual than the standard supermarket option.

Perfect for stocking up your card drawer or choosing one special design, these greeting cards are ideal for birthdays, celebrations, congratulations, new beginnings and just-because moments. If you love funny cards, quirky cards and thoughtful little finds, this collection brings together easy-to-send designs with plenty of personality.

FAQs

What kind of greeting cards are in this collection?

This collection includes funny cards, quirky cards, birthday cards and more thoughtful all-purpose designs, making it easy to find something for a range of occasions.

Are these cards blank inside?

Yes, the cards in this collection are blank inside so you can write your own personal message.

Do the greeting cards come with envelopes?

Yes, each card comes with a crisp white envelope, so they are ready to send or give.

Are these good cards to keep at home for last-minute occasions?

Yes, this collection is ideal for keeping a few versatile greeting cards at home so you are always prepared for birthdays, celebrations and little thoughtful moments.

Do you only stock funny greeting cards?

No, while there are lots of funny and quirky designs in the range, there are also sweeter, more heartfelt cards for meaningful occasions too.

Delivery Information

Standard: Royal Mail Tracked 48, £3.99 to England, Scotland and Wales, usually 3–5 business days.

Express: Royal Mail Tracked 24, £4.99, usually 1–3 business days.

Orders placed before 3pm are usually dispatched the same day. Orders placed after 3pm are usually dispatched the next working day.

Free standard delivery is available on mainland UK orders over £40, although some heavier items may have a surcharge. Customers must select the free delivery option at checkout where applicable.

Ireland delivery is £4.99.

Orders to mail forwarding centres for shipping outside the UK will be cancelled and refunded.

Orders containing Nomination products are sent using a signed-for service.

Orders over £400 are sent via DPD for insurance purposes.

Support email: sales@somethingdifferentuk.co.uk

Returns & Refunds

We offer a 30-day return window from the date your item is received.

Items must be unused, unworn, with tags, and in their original packaging. Proof of purchase is required.

Please contact sales@somethingdifferentuk.co.uk before returning any item, as unrequested returns will not be accepted.

If the item is not faulty, the customer is responsible for return postage. Tracked returns are recommended, as we are not liable for parcels lost in transit.

Once your return has been received and inspected, refunds are processed within 2 working days. Please allow up to 10 working days for your bank to show the refund.

Delivery charges are non-refundable unless the item is faulty.

Non-returnable items include sale items, gift cards, earrings for hygiene reasons, and certain perishable, custom, personal care or hazardous goods.

If you would like an exchange, the easiest option is to return the original item and place a new order. Delivery charges will apply to exchanged items.