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Blue Q

Hilarious Gifts That Speak Your Mind

Meet Blue Q—the brand that turns chores into chuckles. From riotously funny tea towels and swear-happy oven mitts to cheeky socks, every piece dishes out sass by the spoonful. Snap up quick, quirky gifts that dry, guard and stomp around in style while saying what you’re thinking.

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Blue Q Oven Mitt - Mr. Spice Guy

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Turn up the heat with the Mr. Spice Guy Oven Mitt — the sassiest sous-chef in your kitchen! Drenched in retro colour and dancing with personality, ...

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Blue Q Tea Towel – Fuck, I Love Cheese

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For those who feel spiritually connected to dairy, this tea towel speaks your truth. Loud, proud, and unapologetically obsessed with cheese, this B...

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Blue Q Oven Mitt - Made From Scratch

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For bakers who put their heart into it… and maybe a few claw marks. This cheeky cat oven mitt celebrates homemade chaos with a scratch-happy feline...

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Blue Q Tea Towel – Hot Buns Are Ready!

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Turn up the heat in your kitchen with the Hot Buns Are Ready! tea towel by Blue Q. Featuring a cheeky oven scene and a parade of golden buns, this ...

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Blue Q Oven Mitt – Then Make Your Own Dinner

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Turn up the sass in your kitchen with this fiery mitt from Blue Q. Featuring a no-nonsense raccoon chef serving side-eye and pizza, this heat-resis...

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Blue Q Tea Towel – Do One Thing That Scares Your Family

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Turn drying up into an extreme sport with this chaotic crocodile-wrestling tea towel from Blue Q. Bold, brilliant, and beautifully unhinged, this p...

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Blue Q Oven Mitt - Cat Butt

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A purrfectly cheeky mitt for the cook who sees the funny side of felines. Bright turquoise with bold ginger kitties and a proud tail, it brings ins...

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Blue Q - Fucking Pizza Tea Towel

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A heavenly vision for pizza people. This Blue Q tea towel beams with trumpet-blasting cherubs and a pizza-angel, channelling that very specific wis...

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Blue Q Drink Money Coin Purse

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Kick back and stash your cocktail fund in this tropical coin purse from Blue Q. With a laid-back frog swinging in a hammock and a drink in hand, it...

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Blue Q Oven Mitt – I Put Wine in the Sauce

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Cooking is about balance—like putting wine in the sauce and in your mouth. This Blue Q oven mitt features a cheerful woodland scene with a wine-lov...

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Blue Q Tea Towel – You Gonna Eat That?

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For those late-night fridge raids or snack-related guilt trips, this tea towel gets it. Featuring a mischievous raccoon surrounded by glowing eyes ...

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Blue Q Oven Mitt – Do One Thing That Scares Your Family

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Why play it safe when you can terrify the entire family—while baking? This wild oven mitt from Blue Q features a fierce swimmer grappling a crocodi...

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Blue Q Oven Mitt - Oops I’m Drunk

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Turn up the heat and the humour. This cheeky oven mitt brings retro kitchen vibes and laugh-out-loud sass to weeknight dinners and party prep alike...

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Blue Q People Fuck Off I’m Reading Women's Socks

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For bookworms with boundaries. These library-blue crew socks feature stacks of books, a sleepy cat, and a clear little message for chatty folk who ...

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Blue Q - The Food Has Weed In It Tea Towel

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Serve chaos with a side of giggles. This botanical-style tea towel hides a cheeky message in a swirl of leafy vines—perfect for parties, flat-warmi...

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Blue Q Tea Towel – I Want a Burrito

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Wrap yourself in warm, comforting chaos with this hilarious tea towel. Featuring a dreamy burrito scene and the quote: "I want a burrito to tuck me...

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Blue Q Oven Mitt – One Shitstorm at a Time

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Chaos is inevitable. This oven mitt just asks for a little order in the madness. With wildflowers, butterflies, and one seriously overwhelmed messa...

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Blue Q Tea Towel – Agent of Chaos

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If you've ever lived with a cat, this tea towel needs no explanation. Featuring a black cat mid-mischief and the label “Agent of Chaos,” this Blue ...

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Blue Q Women’s Crew Socks – Dragons and Wizards and Shit

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For the tamer-of-dragons and the dungeon-crawler at heart. These Blue Q women’s crew socks shout “DRAGONS AND WIZARDS AND SHIT” under a moonlit for...

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Blue Q Anxious and Sexy Women’s Crew Socks

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For chaotic cuties who can multitask. Warm orange and red crew socks with bold graphic vines and a cheeky confession: anxious and sexy—same time, s...

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Blue Q - Total Hunk Cheese Tea Towel

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Say cheese to your new kitchen crush. This cheeky tea towel stars a flexing wedge of fromage and grape-sidekicks in warm sunset stripes—perfect for...

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Blue Q Tea Towel – People I Want To Meet: Dogs

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Dog people, unite! This charming tea towel by Blue Q declares what we’re all secretly thinking — dogs > people. Featuring a playful pack of pups...

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Blue Q Stop Talking Women's Socks

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Got something to say? Say it sweetly… with socks. Bold colours, sassier slogans, instant mood lift. Soft, stretchy and ready to stir the pot (polit...

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Blue Q Oven Mitt – I Love My Asshole Kids

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Parenting: rewarding, exhausting, and occasionally profane. This Blue Q oven mitt is the perfect tribute to the macaroni-covered chaos of family li...

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