Birthday Cards
Send confetti by post with our Birthday Cards
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Confetti-bright designs for ages 1–100
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Giggle-worthy puns & heartfelt hugs—choose the vibe
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Milestone magic for sweet 16s, big 4-0s & centenarian cheer
Blank inside, envelope included—ready for your wishes and their mantelpiece.
Pick, pen, party on.
David Bowie Birthday Card
Ground control to major birthday! Ohh Deer’s cosmic tribute keeps celebrations iconic. Details: Designed by Ohh Deer. Size: A6 (105 x 148mm / 4.1 ...
View full detailsShine - Elephant
Fun and funky designs with a removable sequin patch. The cool keepsake is reversible and can be used to brighten up clothes, bags or even furni...
View full detailsDavid Shrigley Card – What Does The Future Hold? Arthritis
A perfectly bleak David Shrigley gag: a hand holds a crystal ball that foretells one thing—arthritis. Dry, deadpan and ideal for birthdays, ageing...
View full detailsIt's The Thought That Counts Birthday Card
Zero effort, maximum sarcasm. Ken The Cat says it’s all about the thought—even if it’s half-baked. Perfect for minimalists who love cats. Detail...
View full detailsPixie - Happy Birthday Unicorn
A gorgeous birthday and occasions range printed on luxury FSC board featuring bright neon inks, emboss and lovely foil. Blank inside, 155mm x 120mm.
Party Parade - Didn't Forget
This card features an amusing and well-dressed duck wearing a party hat, surrounded by colorful confetti, making it perfect for a playful birthday ...
View full detailsHow Old? - 50 V1
This card is a fun and sarcastic way to acknowledge someone's 50th birthday. The message "Look at you, still going" is a cheeky nod to hitting a si...
View full detailsHow Old? - 50 V3
This card leans heavily into playful teasing about the struggles of aging. The message humorously assumes that at 50, a person is facing "limitatio...
View full detailsYou Rock My World Greeting Card
Turn the volume up on the romance with this retro-style You Rock My World design by Steven Rhodes — equal parts sweet, silly, and gloriously dramat...
View full detailsLove You To Death Greeting Card
For the one you’d follow into the void… but, like, romantically. This Steven Rhodes design serves big gothic energy with a hilariously sweet punchl...
View full detailsNever Give Up Greeting Card
Relentless optimism… even when you’re literally clawing your way back. This Steven Rhodes design serves bright retro colours, dark humour, and a mo...
View full detailsWitch Craft Greeting Card
Spells, potions, and DIY disasters… aka a perfectly normal crafting session. This Steven Rhodes design serves retro horror-comic vibes with a wicke...
View full detailsSmell The Flowers Greeting Card
Take a break, sniff the blooms, dodge the bees… and try not to ask too many questions about what the garden gnome’s up to. This one’s pure Steven R...
View full detailsManifesting A Little Nap Greeting Card
Manifestation works – especially when it’s aimed directly at the nearest sofa. This hilariously dramatic card serves full cosy-ritual energy: candl...
View full detailsGift Is In The Litter Tray Birthday Card
Classic cat chaos. Ken The Cat offers a “present” only a feline could give—delivered straight to the litter tray. Blank inside for your best punchl...
View full detailsTini Bit Older Funny Birthday Greeting Card
Raise a glass to getting a tini bit older. This lilac cover serves a cheeky martini pun with a cute party mood. Blank inside for your best toast, ...
View full detailsAging is Mandatory Birthday Card
Growing older is inevitable, so why not laugh? Makingshit’s witty reminder proves birthdays don’t have to be serious—embrace the humor instead! Det...
View full detailsMoon Cake Birthday Card
Serve up a lunar treat! Joo Joo Paper’s mooncake design fuses sweet tradition with cosmic wonder—perfect for the friend who’s out of this world. De...
View full detailsOne Year Closer To Eternal Darkness Birthday Card
What’s another year but a step toward the void? Dark comedic flair meets Steven Rhodes’ style—perfect for someone who laughs in the face of mortali...
View full detailsYeah Great - Anne
This card celebrates the delightful wordplay of "anne-iversary," perfect for someone special named Anne. With a humorous and heartwarming design, t...
View full detailsYeah Great - Bert
This card delivers a humorous play on the classic phrase "Happy Birthday" by cleverly replacing it with "Happy Bert-day." It's a witty way to make ...
View full detailsYeah Great - Toast
This card raises a literal "toast" in a hilariously unexpected way. Perfect for congratulating someone, whether they've achieved something big or s...
View full detailsYeah Great - Gouda
This card is a delightful pun that plays on the words "Have a gouda birthday." Featuring Brian, who humorously hopes he's not coming across "too ch...
View full detailsHarry Styles Golden Birthday Card
Celebrate in style with this golden birthday card showcasing iconic Harry Styles imagery. Designed by Ohh Deer, it’s the perfect, unique card for a...
View full detailsAbout Birthday Cards
Birthday Cards is a cheerful collection designed to help you send a little celebration through the post. From bright, playful designs to heartfelt birthday wishes and laugh-out-loud puns, this range makes it easy to find something that suits the person and the moment.
The collection covers a wide mix of birthday styles, from cute and colourful cards to milestone designs for big birthdays and more sentimental options for people you want to make feel extra special. Whether you are shopping for a child, a best friend, a family member or someone celebrating a major birthday, there is plenty of choice to match the mood.
With each card left blank inside, you can make your message as funny, thoughtful or heartfelt as you like. Birthday Cards is ideal for anyone who wants an easy mix of celebration, personality and giftable charm.
FAQs
What kinds of Birthday Cards are in this collection?
This collection includes funny birthday cards, heartfelt birthday cards and milestone birthday designs.
Are there cards for milestone birthdays?
Yes, the collection includes milestone styles for bigger birthdays as well as more general birthday designs.
Do Birthday Cards come with envelopes?
Yes, each card includes an envelope.
Are the cards blank inside?
Yes, they are blank inside so you can write your own birthday message.
Can I find both funny and sentimental Birthday Cards here?
Yes, the collection includes playful, pun-led styles as well as warmer, more heartfelt options.
Who is this collection best for?
It is ideal for anyone shopping for birthday cards for friends, family, children and milestone celebrations.
Delivery Information
Standard: Royal Mail Tracked 48, £3.99 to England, Scotland and Wales, usually 3–5 business days.
Express: Royal Mail Tracked 24, £4.99, usually 1–3 business days.
Orders placed before 3pm are usually dispatched the same day. Orders placed after 3pm are usually dispatched the next working day.
Free standard delivery is available on mainland UK orders over £40, although some heavier items may have a surcharge. Customers must select the free delivery option at checkout where applicable.
Ireland delivery is £4.99.
Orders to mail forwarding centres for shipping outside the UK will be cancelled and refunded.
Orders containing Nomination products are sent using a signed-for service.
Orders over £400 are sent via DPD for insurance purposes.
Support email: sales@somethingdifferentuk.co.uk
Returns & Refunds
We offer a 30-day return window from the date your item is received.
Items must be unused, unworn, with tags, and in their original packaging. Proof of purchase is required.
Please contact sales@somethingdifferentuk.co.uk before returning any item, as unrequested returns will not be accepted.
If the item is not faulty, the customer is responsible for return postage. Tracked returns are recommended, as we are not liable for parcels lost in transit.
Once your return has been received and inspected, refunds are processed within 2 working days. Please allow up to 10 working days for your bank to show the refund.
Delivery charges are non-refundable unless the item is faulty.
Non-returnable items include sale items, gift cards, earrings for hygiene reasons, and certain perishable, custom, personal care or hazardous goods.
If you would like an exchange, the easiest option is to return the original item and place a new order. Delivery charges will apply to exchanged items.