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For the chronically tired, over-scheduled and underwhelmed. This colourful pen set brings smooth black ink and painfully accurate adulting energy t...

Gemini, Libra and Aquarius are the three zodiac signs represented by the air element. This purple velvet notebook features 'Knowledge, imagination,...

For people who schedule their day around naps and head boops. This colourful pen set delivers smooth black ink and unapologetic cat energy in every...

Finally, a notebook that applauds your worst brainwaves. “ALL YOUR STUPID IDEAS – APPROVED” is stamped across the cover in classic David Shrigley s...

A5, hilarious, and 100 % Shrigley. The cover shouts “EVERYTHING IS GOOD” in that unmistakable hand—four thumbs-up hands drive the point home. Perfe...

On the front, a wonky spiral pad admits: Notes – I wish I had taken notes but I did not take notes and now I cannot remember what was said. Inside,...

Give the gift of emotional damage—wrapped in a ballpoint pen. The Fun Club Demotivational Pen Set includes 5 harsh (but hilarious) messages like “T...

Aries, Leo and Sagittarius are the three zodiac signs represented by the fire element. This burgundy velvet notebook features 'Passion, freedom, lo...

Out of patience and out of mercy. This brutally honest pen set delivers immaculate vibes and smooth black ink for notes, lists and rage journalling...

For mornings when the sun feels too loud, let David Shrigley’s brutally honest rays brighten your desk. This pocket-friendly pad turns your post-pa...

Turn procrastination into punch-line. Shrigley’s comic four-panel thinker sits, broods…and reminds you to actually crack on. Pop this pocket pad in...

Unleash your inner tiger — this pocket-sized notebook roars with David Shrigley’s dead-pan humour. The bold, hand-drawn big cat announces “I EAT PE...

Rebel reading just got practical. This slim magnetic marker pairs Shrigley’s rallying cry – Read books, acquire knowledge, overthrow the government...

For introverts, overthinkers and people who rehearse small talk in the shower. This colourful pen set delivers smooth black ink and painfully hones...

Tired? Done? Just... over it? This set of 5 ballpoint pens from Fun Club says what you're really thinking — without you having to say a word. With ...

Because sometimes you just need an ironic thumbs-up peeking out of your paperback. David Shrigley’s wry optimism clips firmly to your pages with a ...

Meet your trusty alibi archive. This A7 fabric hardback notebook is made for jotting down bullet-proof excuses, last-minute plans, and the kind of ...

Big ideas, sneaky little plans, and sudden bursts of genius deserve a proper home — and this Dreams and Schemes fabric hardback notebook is ready f...

For the wonderfully self-aware overthinkers and chaos gremlins: this I’m The Problem, It’s Me fabric hardback notebook is your pocket-sized place t...

For the artist with a very specific brief. This cheeky A7 notebook is pocket-ready and primed for wildly unnecessary diagrams. Sturdy teal fabric h...